Mr. Briefcase
Wally / Toilet Door / Quiff (as Julian Aubrey)
Elroy from Four Star / Bluto / Tapeworm (voice) / Beefeater / Drama Teacher
Gary / Twee Man / Secret Service Man
Prince Harry
Mandy / Karen / Olive Oyl
Elsie from Four Star
Jimmy Cricket / Nick Knuckle / Darrin (as Oliver James Hawker)
Loaf / Sir Francis Drake / Popeye
Chloe / Angie
Pam the announcer (as Christiana Norris)
Elsbeth from Four Star / Sharon
Germ / Postman Pat
Elston from Four Star / Doughnut / Ralph McTell
Prince William