Lauren German credited as playing...
Chloe Decker
- Lucifer Morningstar: This afterword could explain how to overcome my own form of writer's block. We need to find it.
- Chloe Decker: The *killer*. You mean we need to find the *killer*.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Exactly. So they can hand over that book.
- Chloe Decker: I know how fans can get obsessed with their idols.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, and... with their boobs. Like after you did Hot Tub High School, Detective.
- Chloe Decker: This is the longest you've ever gone without talking. *Ever*. Is something on your mind?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Nothing. That's the problem.
- Chloe Decker: [Chasing a suspect in an ice cream store] Freeze!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ha. "Freeze," good one.
- Chloe Decker: Lucifer, you could go as Todd.
- Dan Espinoza: [Chuckles] Yeah, no, no, seriously. Look, he looks just like you.
- [Todd is a balding, schlubby guy with glasses]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Has all that masturbation finally caught up with your eyesight, Daniel? No one'll believe that even if I tell them I've had a face *and* body transplant.
- Chloe Decker: What is with all this "yes, and" stuff?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, just some improv thing I was hoping would knock me out of my idea dry spell.
- Chloe Decker: But you're literally just saying what you would normally say, with the words "yes, and" in front of it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, and... it's clearly not working. Stupid Daniel.