Loren Lester: Nightwing

Batman and Harley Quinn

Nightwing

Harley Quinn: [to Nightwing who she has strapped to her bed] Hey Nightwing is it true you used to be Robin? Huh ain't that a kick in the pants, little boy wonder all grown up?
[thinks for a moment then smiles slyly]
Nightwing: Okay now don't be getting any funny ideas?
Harley Quinn: Too late!
[turns off the lights]
Harley Quinn: It's funny I always kinda thought you and Batman didn't like girls.
Nightwing: Wait, what?
Harley Quinn: You know, that book with the headlights and eyeball gouging, I had to write a paper about it back in college, got a B minus
[climbs into bed with him while in her bra and panties]
Nightwing: Look Harley I have a...
Harley Quinn: [interrupting him] Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean? You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Super Babes, I'm kinda choosy
Nightwing: I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cuz that could be nice, all sorts of wrong but nice, right now I just really need to find Poison...
[Harley cups her hand over his mouth]
Harley Quinn: Shhh, face it sugar I got something you want and you sure a shootin' have something I want, so be a good boy and maybe, maybe Mama will give you a cookie
Nightwing: The things I do for Gotham
[smiles]
Harley Quinn: I'm taking that as a yes
[kisses him]

Nightwing: [after Batman finds him in bed with Harley Quinn] I was, uh, I was just about to call you.
[Batman glances at the floor seeing a pile of Harley's clothes and underwear then sees that Nightwing had been strapped to the bed then gives him a dirty look]
Harley Quinn: [to Nightwing] Meet you at the car
[walks away happily humming to herself]
Batman: Did you get what you needed?
Nightwing: [smiles while rubbing his head nervously] Well yeah... Ivy's whereabouts of course that's what you meant, no not yet
[Batman leaves giving him a disappointed look]
Nightwing: Like you never made out with a super villain

Nightwing: Where's your BFF Poison Ivy?
Harley Quinn: I can help you find her, but you can put in a good word for me for the parole board.
Batman: Hmm. No.