The Keeper
Paul
Rick
Brad
Detective Hatcher
Ryan
Stewart
Jiri
Grandpa
Abby Franklin
Ashley
Billy
Marty McSorley
Drunken Fan 2
Hawks Fan
Granddaughter
Drunken Leaf Fan
Hotel Employee
Cup Head
Charlie (teen)
Slava
Dr. West
Blackhawk Player
Busboy
Head of Security
Bellhop
Self
Nervous Agent
Hutchie's cashier