James Monroe Iglehart credited as playing...
Lance Strongbow
- Eugene: This isn't a cave. It's a basement. We broke into somebody's house! Lance! You lied to me!
- Lance Strongbow: Now, wait a minute! Lying is a strong word. Accurate, but strong.
- Eugene: [Lance is spooked by a spider] Are you still afraid of spiders?
- Lance Strongbow: Yes, I have acute arachnophobia.
- Eugene: Yeah, real cute.
- Weasel: [He steals the ring from Eugene and runs away with all the loot] Ha! Sorry, fellas! Baron's orders!
- Lance Strongbow: Aw, come on! That double-crossing Baron! Nobody takes other people's stuff away from us and gets away with it! Nobody!
- Cassandra: So, Lance Strongbow, if you guys are so tight, where have you been all these years?
- Lance Strongbow: Where have I been? More like, where haven't I been?
- Cassandra: You were in prison, weren't you?
- Lance Strongbow: Mostly, yes. But you know, right now, I'm not thinkin' about where I've been. I'm thinking about where I'm headed.
- Rapunzel: Ha-ha, yes! That's the attitude!
- Lance Strongbow: And right now, I'm headed to the bathroom.
- Rapunzel: Oh. Still, the attitude.
- Lance Strongbow: Look. We can spend all day trying to figure out who's in the wrong here, but I don't see what the big deal is. Lying is what we grew up on. It's what we do.
- Eugene: *Did*, Lance. *I* don't do that anymore.
- Lance Strongbow: Well, good for you. Want a medal?
- [He holds up a bunch of medallions]
- Lance Strongbow: No, really, want one? There are like 25 of these things.
- Lance Strongbow: Haha! Wow! There's more gold coins in here than I can count!
- Eugene: So there must be more than seven.
- Lance Strongbow: What's wrong with you?
- Eugene: You duped me! You took advantage of my loyalty!
- Lance Strongbow: I wouldn't say I took advantage, I borrowed it. Here, you can have it back.
- Rapunzel: I can't believe you would do this!
- Eugene: Rapunzel, I... I'm sorry.
- Lance Strongbow: Princess? If I may...
- Eugene: You know what? You've said enough, Lance. Don't listen to him.
- Lance Strongbow: It's all my fault.
- Eugene: But what do I know?