Avi Lake credited as playing...
Isadora Quagmire
- Isadora Quagmire: You found us!
- Lemony Snicket: [narrating] This story is not about a happy reunion.
- Isadora Quagmire: I'm so happy to see you!
- Klaus Baudelaire: I've never been so happy to see anyone.
- Lemony Snicket: I have read hundreds of newspaper articles, diaries, and more than one lavishly illustrated catalog in an attempt to understand the sad story of the Baudelaire orphans. And the horrors I have found are best expressed, not with words, but with a sound you'll hear later in this very episode.
- [kids falling and screaming]