Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Mary Cooper: Thank you again for picking us up.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
- Mary Cooper: You know, our driver to the airport was also an Indian fella.
- Missy: Mom...
- Mary Cooper: Oh, so now it's racist to notice when somebody's Indian.
- Raj Koothrappali: I don't think it's racist. I noticed you were both white.
- Mary Cooper: You'll have to excuse her. She's just pregnant and hormonal.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, yeah, congratulations on baby number two.
- Missy: [sarcastic] Yeah. Whoopie.
- Mary Cooper: Her husband would be here, but he stayed home to watch their older son, so e-everything's fine.
- Missy: Stop it.
- [to Raj]
- Missy: We're separated.
- Raj Koothrappali: [his interest piqued] You don't say.
- Mrs. Fowler: And did you know that my Amy played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
- Penny Hofstadter: Amy, you never said you were in a school play.
- Mrs. Fowler: Oh, no, no, at home. I'd never let her do a school play. Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [Penny holds up her wine glass and Leonard refills it without missing a beat] You know, Amy still does some performing. She and Sheldon do an Internet show about flags.
- Mrs. Fowler: Amy? V-Videos on the Internet? You know what men use those for.
- Raj Koothrappali: If you're talking about "Fun with Flags", I use it to go to sleep.
- Raj Koothrappali: When you were on the, uh, Wookie home planet, how did you even understand what they were saying?
- Mark Hamill: I don't remember ever being on a Wookie home planet.
- Stuart Bloom: Uh, actually, Luke was on the Wookie home planet, Kashyyyk, in the "Holiday Special" when he helped Chewie get home to his wife.
- Mark Hamill: Chewie had a wife?
- Stuart Bloom: Her name's Malla.
- Denise: Wow, that's impressive.
- Stuart Bloom: [self-appreciative] Yeah.
- Penny Hofstadter: Now, we got a lot of family coming in tomorrow. I'm gonna need everyone's help. Think of this as one of your comic book movies. There's a bunch of superheroes, each with a different task.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, like the new "Avengers".
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Which one was that?
- Howard Wolowitz: The one you slept through last weekend.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [fondly] Oh, that was a good nap.
- Raj Koothrappali: [seeing Mark Hamill] What is he doing here?
- Howard Wolowitz: I found his dog and guilted him into officiating the wedding. Don't tell Sheldon. It's a surprise.
- Raj Koothrappali: Wait, I-I thought Wil was officiating the wedding.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah, so did he.
- Raj Koothrappali: How did he take the news?
- Howard Wolowitz: I'll let you know.
- George Cooper, Jr.: Where's mom?
- Raj Koothrappali: Uh, she wanted to stop by the hotel and freshen up, and then call her pastor to pray for Missy's soul.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, my god. Is that Mark Hamill?
- Howard Wolowitz: Yeah.
- Bert Kibbler: Oh, my god. Is that...
- Raj Koothrappali: [cutting him off] Bert, go find your seat!