Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Raj Koothrappali: If Bruce Banner is driving a rental car and turns into the Hulk, do you think it's covered, or does he need to add the Hulk as additional driver?
- Howard Wolowitz: You really need a girlfriend.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh, my God! This tomato is amazing! I can eat it like an apple.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: The secret is I fertilze it with my own manure.
- [Raj stops eating]
- Howard Wolowitz: The look on your face.
- Leonard Hofstadter: It's a sort of grin. You wanna know which kind?
- Raj Koothrappali: Are you understanding any of this?
- Howard Wolowitz: I haven't understood anything after poop tomato.
- Raj Koothrappali: Wasn't that the guy who went crazy and cut off all contact with the outside world?
- Howard Wolowitz: Yes, apparently he had a roommate who kept pestering him about the Hulk's car insurance.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: You fellas must be hungry. Do you like rabbit?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, sure.
- Raj Koothrappali: Sounds good.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: Okay, but can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No.
- Raj Koothrappali: Probably not.
- Howard Wolowitz: I don't think so.
- Dr. Robert Wolcott: Great, we're having rabbit.