Lauren Lapkus credited as playing...
Denise
- Stuart Bloom: Would you mind stocking these?
- Denise: Oh, actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
- Stuart Bloom: Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?
- Denise: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I broke up with you and now I'm dating...
- [pointing to a random customer]
- Denise: That guy.
- Stuart Bloom: I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.
- Denise: Isn't it fight-or-flight?
- Stuart Bloom: Not for me.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey, we're doing a big paintball game on Saturday if you two want to join.
- Denise: Oh, my roommate asked me to help her move out on Saturday.
- Penny Hofstadter: Ugh. That sucks.
- Denise: Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball.
- Stuart Bloom: I didn't know your roommate was moving out.
- Denise: Yeah. I've been looking for a new one, but... so far no luck.
- Penny Hofstadter: [pointedly] You hear that? She needs a rommmate.
- Denise: What do you think, Stuart?
- Stuart Bloom: [mumbling] Uh, i-i-it, uh... flight.
- [leaving as fast as he can]
- Stuart Bloom: Flight.
- Penny Hofstadter: [to Leonard] That was hard to watch.