Anya Taylor-Joy credited as playing...
Princess Peach
- Donkey Kong: [after Bowser shrunk] Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom!
- Mario: [to Princess Peach] See? Told you I'd get you a pet turtle.
- Princess Peach: [Giggles] Not bad, mustache.
- [turns to Luigi]
- Princess Peach: And Luigi, you're so brave.
- Luigi: Oh, uh, thanks. Yeah, it's kinda my thing.
- Princess Peach: You really thought I'd marry you?
- Bowser: [Flabbergasted] Kinda.
- Princess Peach: I'd never marry a monster.
- [powers up with an Ice Flower that Toad smuggled into her bouquet]
- Bowser: [Infuriated] THEN WE ARE BREAKING UP, RIGHT NOW!
- Princess Peach: Is there anything like this in your world?
- Mario: What?
- Princess Peach: [Louder] Is there anything like this in your world?
- Mario: [laughs] No. We don't drive on rainbows.
- Princess Peach: What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?
- Mario: No, no. They're usually pets.
- Princess Peach: [surprised, smiles] No way!
- Mario: Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
- Princess Peach: [Giggles] Maybe I will.
- Donkey Kong: [rudely interrupts again to annoy Mario] Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!
- Mario: Jeez, I was just trying to be nice!
- Donkey Kong: You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!
- Toad: Yes, she would! I guarantee she would!
- Princess Peach: Guys, enough!
- Donkey Kong: Alright, alright.
- Mushroom Person: [Sees Mario accompanying Princess Peach] Uh... who's he?
- Mario: [laughs nervously]
- Princess Peach: He's... not important!
- Princess Peach: Thinking about your brother?
- Mario: We've never been apart this long.
- Princess Peach: Don't worry. We're going to save him.
- [touches a Fire Flower and becomes Fire Peach. She uses a fireball to set up a campfire]
- Mario: You don't seem like you're from here.
- Princess Peach: I don't know where I'm from.
- Mario: Really?
- Princess Peach: Yep. My earliest memory is arriving.
- [flashback to Princess Peach arriving in the Mushroom Kingdom as a baby and the Toads happily welcoming her]
- Princess Peach: I was so lucky they found me. They took me in, raised me like one of their own, and when I was ready, they made me their princess.
- Mario: Hey, maybe you're from my world!
- Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies.
- Princess Peach: Well, we have a long journey ahead of us, mustache.
- Mario: But I didn't make it.
- Princess Peach: You almost did! No one gets it right away.
- Mario: How many tries did it take you?
- Princess Peach: Oh, so many. I was not good at it. Worse than you.
- [Smiles]
- Mario: [Not buying it] You got it right away, didn't you?
- Princess Peach: I got it right away, but I grew up here.
- Mario: Okay, now you're just trying to make me feel better.
- Princess Peach: No, no.
- [Brief pause]
- Princess Peach: Is it working?
- Mario: A little bit, yeah.
- Princess Peach: That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up? You just don't know when to quit!
- Mario: Huh. I never thought of it as a good thing.
- Princess Peach: It's a great thing.
- Mario: [Touched] Thanks. I...
- Donkey Kong: [Interrupts Mario and Princess Peach's moment] I let him win, just for the record.
- Mario: [Unconvinced] Really, though? Why would you do that?
- Donkey Kong: You wanna know why? It's MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!
- [throws a barrel at Mario, who ducks]
- Mario: [Tries to confront Donkey Kong] Alright, giant monkey!
- Cranky Kong: [Hits both Mario and Donkey Kong with his cane] Enough! Get inside!
- Bowser: [Bowser is still frozen and finds Mario and Princess Peach reuniting as his fury grows and roars to break the ice and blows fire at the heroes] LAUNCH THE BOMBER BILL AND DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
- Princess Peach: [Everyone watches a big Banzai Bill go up and heads towards the Mushroom Kingdom] No!
- [Tanooki Mario flies away to distract the Banzai Bill and save the Mushroom Kingdom]
- Princess Peach: [to the Toads] We are going to stop Bowser!
- Mushroom Person: How? Look at us. We're adorable!
- Mario: [Mario runs and in slow motion sees Princess Peach] Princess!
- [Princess Peach knocks out Mario]
- Mario: Princess, I...
- [the Toads tackle Mario]
- Princess Peach: Wait! Release him!
- [the Toads release Mario]
- Princess Peach: Whoa! Are you...?
- [Gasps]
- Princess Peach: HE'S A HUMAN! I mean, you are a human, right? You're just so small.
- Mario: Hey!
- Princess Peach: Wait, wait, wait. Let, let's go back. Where did you come from?
- Mario: Me and my little brother, Luigi, we... We fell down this pipe and now he's lost somewhere in the darklands.
- Princess Peach: Then it's only a matter of time until he's captured by Bowser. But you're in luck, I'm on my way to stop him.
- Mario: Well, take me with you.
- Princess Peach: This guy's a luniatic, a psycho, he will eat you for breakfast. He won't event notice it probably because you're very, very small.
- Mario: You know what? Make fun of me all you want. But you are gonna help me find my brother. Please?
- Princess Peach: Okay, let's see what you're made of.
- Mario: Is that a yes?
- Princess Peach: No, that's a "Let's see what you're made of."
- Toad: Princess. I've got it.
- Princess Peach: [sighs in relief] Great job.
- Toad: Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
- Princess Peach: [Smiles] It's perfect.
- [signals Toad to quickly go as the wedding music plays]
- Cranky Kong: [Sarcastically] Oh, by all means, come in.
- [the door closes as Mario, Princess Peach and Toad walk up to Cranky Kong]
- Princess Peach: Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
- Cranky Kong: So, I heard you want my army.
- Princess Peach: Yes, Your Highness. Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
- Cranky Kong: What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the WORLD?
- Princess Peach: Because we have heart! And with your strength we can win.
- Cranky Kong: Okay, fine.
- Princess Peach: That's it?
- Cranky Kong: No, that's not it! The answer is no! Goodbye!
- Princess Peach: If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next!
- Mario: We're not leaving without your army.
- Cranky Kong: [laughs] Who is this guy? He makes me laugh! All right, tough guy! You want my army so badly? Defeat my son in the GREAT RING OF KONG!
- Princess Peach: Give us a second.
- Princess Peach: [Whispers to Mario] This is a really, really bad idea.
- Mario: Well, do you have another way to save my brother?
- Cranky Kong: Are you two done whispering? It's a little rude.
- Mario: You, sir, have a deal! I'll fight your son. And win!
- Cranky Kong: I'm sure you will.
- [laughs as he is helped onto his kart]