Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester: Wait, wait, wait. No, the dummy bodies don't show up until later.
Sam Winchester: Dean, this isn't a dummy. This is blood. He's - He's dead. Like - like, really, actually, dead.
Velma Dinkley: Jinkies!
Daphne Blake: Jeepers!
Shaggy Rogers: Zoinks!
Scooby-Doo: Ruh-roh!
Dean Winchester: Son of a bitch.

Dean Winchester: Oh, man. This is like a dream come true.
Sam Winchester: Your dream is to hang out with the Scooby Gang?
Dean Winchester: Sam, growing up on the road, no matter where Dad dragged us, no matter what we did, there was always a TV. And you know what was always on that TV? Scooby and the gang. These guys, they're are our friggin' role models, man. Except Fred. He's a wad.
Sam Winchester: He's... What?
Dean Winchester: Just think about it. We do the same thing: we go to spooky places, we solve mysteries, we fight ghosts.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, except our ghosts don't wear masks, and we don't have a talking dog.
Dean Winchester: I don't know. I mean, Cass is kind of like a talking dog. Now, how do I look?
Sam Winchester: Two-dimensional.
Dean Winchester: Perfect!

Dean Winchester: Scooby Dooby Doo!
Sam Winchester: What are you doing?
Dean Winchester: Well, I mean, at the end of every mystery, Scooby looks into the camera and he says...
Castiel: Dean, you're not a talking dog.

Sam Winchester: Ha! Velma was right. It was a shady real estate developer after all.
Jay: It's not fair. I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
Dean Winchester: [gasps loudly] He said it! He said the line!

Sam Winchester: Dean, we have to tell them the truth.
Daphne Blake: What truth?
Sam Winchester: The truth about the phantom.
Dean Winchester: Look, this phantom isn't like other ghosts you've faced. He's real. He's a real ghost.
Daphne Blake, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Shaggy Rogers, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
Fred Jones: Uh, I'm not totally following you.
Sam Winchester: Look, that isn't a guy in a mask and a costume. It's a vengeful spirit that's come back from the dead.
Dean Winchester: That's the truth.
Velma Dinkley: So everything you told me, it's true?
Sam Winchester: Mm-Hmm.
Velma Dinkley: Werewolves? Vampires? Demons?
Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel: Mm-hmm.
Velma Dinkley: [takes off her glasses] I thought I was blind without my glasses, but I was just blind. Oh, how could I be so stupid?
Sam Winchester: Uh, well, I mean...
Fred Jones: [bangs his head on a tree] We've been stopping real estate developers when we could've been hunting Dracula? Are you kidding me? My life is meaningless!
Daphne Blake: If there are ghosts, that means there's an afterlife... Heaven, Hell... Am I going to Hell?
Shaggy Rogers: We told you every freaking time! But did you ever listen to Scoob and me? No!
Scooby-Doo: We're doomed.
Dean Winchester: All right, knock it off! Come on! Scooby Gang does not have nervous breakdowns!

Dean Winchester: Oh!
[gasps]
Dean Winchester: That's the freakin' Scooby gang.
[sees Scooby in a booth]
Sam Winchester: Great. So we're in a cartoon with a talking dog.
Dean Winchester: Not just any talking dog, THE talking dog! The greatest talking dog in history! Now come on! Dibs on Daphne.

Sam Winchester: Here, Velma, take this.
[hands her a shotgun]
Dean Winchester: Sam, are you crazy? They can't use this stuff! That's a Scooby don't.
Fred Jones: Dean, we gotta do something. And you guys are amazing.
Dean Winchester: Thank you, Fred.
Fred Jones: But we can help. We have to.
Dean Winchester: [bleep] ... right you can, Fred. You're gonna do what you do best - build a trap.

Dean Winchester: Dude, this is NOT the way things went down in this episode. I remember everything that happened in Scooby-Doo, and no one ever got stabbed in the back and ended up in a pool of their own blood.
Sam Winchester: Yeah. Yeah, okay. Um, so, if that guy can die for real in this cartoon, that means we can, too.
Dean Winchester: It doesn't matter if we die, Scooby-Doo could die! And that's not happening, not on my watch! I'd take a bullet for that dog.

Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester: You're a cartoon! I'm a cartoon!
Sam Winchester: Uh, is... is this... Okay, okay, okay. This is a dream. It's gotta be a...
[Deans slaps Sam in the face]
Sam Winchester: Dude!
Dean Winchester: It's not a dream. Holy crap.
Sam Winchester: This is, uh... You saw that light. D-did we just get sucked into the TV?
Dean Winchester: Or maybe this is an angel thing. Or-or the Trickster.
Sam Winchester: No, he's dead.
Dean Winchester: Or *is* he?
Sam Winchester: Dean, what the hell?
Dean Winchester: I don't know, Sam. I... Whoa.
[they both see the Impala]
Sam Winchester: Uh... How did the car get here?
Dean Winchester: I had the keys in my pocket? Or maybe... Wait, seriously? That's what bumping you about this? Okay, like, are we animated? Yes. Is it weird? Yes.
Sam Winchester: It's *beyond* weird.
Dean Winchester: Well, and "beyond weird" is kind of our thing. So whatever happened, we'll figure it out. This is a case, so let's work it.
Sam Winchester: How?
Dean Winchester: Same as always. We drive.

Dean Winchester: Hey, you wanna stick that out of your nether regions and just play along here?
Sam Winchester: Play... There are no words in the newspaper, Dean. We should be trying to get out of here and instead, you - you're hanging out with Marmaduke.
Dean Winchester: [gasps] How dare you!
Sam Winchester: And hitting on Daphne, when she's clearly with Fred.
Dean Winchester: She's settling, all right? Oh, Daphne could do so much better. Last time we got zapped into TV, we got out by playing our part. This is probably like that. The gang, they're about to get a mystery.

Dean Winchester: All right, Prepmeister Fred, what's your plan?
Fred Jones: We should all split up and search the house for clues.
Castiel: That's a plan?
Dean Winchester: Mnh-mnh.
Sam Winchester: I-I don't think we should separate. It'll be easier for Dean and me to keep you safe if we're all together.
Velma Dinkley: Really, Sam? I wouldn't expect such a big, broad-shouldered fella like you to be as chicken as Shaggy. No offense, Shaggy.
Shaggy Rogers: [Shaking behind a statue] Like, none taken.

[Sam, Dean and Castiel return to the real world]
Sam Winchester: Okay. That was something.
Dean Winchester: *That* was the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. And that includes the Cartwright twins.
Sam Winchester: What did you do with the Cartwright twins?
Dean Winchester: Oh.
[laughs]
Dean Winchester: I'll be right back.
Sam Winchester: I don't think I wanna know.