Casey Cott credited as playing...
Kevin Keller
- Betty Cooper: Hey. What happened last night? You said you were coming to Veronica's.
- Kevin Keller: Yeah, something came up.
- Betty Cooper: [knowing smile] Something in the woods?
- Kevin Keller: Betty, don't... take this the wrong way, but... how many years did I listen to you go on and on about Archie and now Jughead? Did you ask my permission to date them? No. You didn't need it. And I don't need yours.
- [they are unaware that smirking Cheryl is overhearing them]
- Betty Cooper: Dating is one thing. This is...
- Kevin Keller: It's none of your business.
- [picks up his schoolbooks]
- Kevin Keller: I'll, uh,
- [scoffs]
- Kevin Keller: I'll catch you later.
- [walks away]
- Cheryl Blossom: So, button-down Kevin Keller has a sex-drive. So what?
- Betty Cooper: So, it's putting him in danger. Why won't he just stop?
- Cheryl Blossom: Oh, Betty. How little you know of the human psyche. Kevin used to be a lonely awkward fat boy with acne. Now he's a smoke-show.
- Betty Cooper: And?
- Cheryl Blossom: In his mind, he's still that unattractive Pugsley. Kevin wants validation, connection, even if he has to find it in the woods. Even with a killer on the loose. Even if you don't approve.
- Kevin Keller: Oh, my God. What are you guys doing here?
- Betty Cooper: Cheryl called me, and said that it looks like you were going for a jog, headed towards Fox Forest.
- Cheryl Blossom: Fact.
- Cheryl Blossom: [steps closer] You said you weren't gonna do this anymore.
- Kevin Keller: For God's sakes, Betty, what... what do you want from me?
- Betty Cooper: I want you to have more respect for yourself than this.
- Kevin Keller: [laughter in his voice] Respect for myself?
- Betty Cooper: Yes.
- Kevin Keller: Look, we have been friends for a long time, but you still have no idea...
- Betty Cooper: Well, then tell me, Kev, please.
- Kevin Keller: You act like we got the same set of options, but we don't. You live in this pale-pink world of milk shakes and first kisses and "Am I gonna date Archie or Jughead?"
- Cheryl Blossom: *Except* for when she's Dark Betty.
- Kevin Keller: Right, right. Except for when you're exploring your BDSM sexuality, which again, you're allowed to do, but I'm not, because why? *This* is what I got, Betty. Me, these woods. So, please don't come here and tell me it's disgusting. If you can't accept what I do, whatever I do, then we're just... We're not really friends!