Lee Jeong-eun: Moon Gwang

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Moon Gwang

Moon-gwang: [Impersonating a North Korean news anchor] Today our beloved great leader Kim Jong-un, after witnessing the charlatan family video, was unable to contain his shock and fury at their wicked, despicable provocation!
Geun-se: I've missed your jokes, honey!
Moon-gwang: Therefore, our great leader in this age of denuclearization has commanded the nation's last remaining nuclear warhead be driven down the throats of this wicked family!
Geun-se: No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you!
Moon-gwang: With their stinking guts serving as the last nuclear graveyard, our dear Leaders wish to denuclearize and bring world peace... Hands in the air, fuckers!... Higher! you scumbag family!

Moon-gwang: [after capturing the Kim family on video] Are you some family of charlatans?
Chung-sook: So, sis...
Moon-gwang: Don't fucking call me sis, you filthy bitch! I'm gonna send this video to the madame, how about that?
Ki-taek: No reception in the basement, right?
Kim Ki-jung: The phone works fine.
Kim Ki-woo: Ma'am, to be honest, the jobs we have here...
Moon-gwang: Shut up! It's too late now! Let's all go to jail! We're fucking going down!
Ki-taek: Lady, are you crazy? If they see that video, Mr. Park and his wife will be so shocked! What did those nice people ever do wrong? Why do this to them?
Moon-gwang: Stop right there! Or I'll push the 'send' button.

Geun-se: Honey, this 'send' button is like a missile launcher.
Moon-gwang: What do you mean, honey?
Geun-se: If we threaten to push it, those people can't do anything. It's like a North Korean rocket. A North Korean missile button!

Moon-gwang: You neanderthals. Is that all you can think to do, drink yourselves stupid? In this home suffused with Mr. Namgoong's creative spirit? You cretins! What do you know about art?
Geun-se: What would they know? When the sun was nice, we'd bask in those sunbeams, right? At such moments we could feel his artistic touch.

Chung-sook: But how long has your husband been down here?
Moon-gwang: Hold on a sec. 4 years?
Geun-se: 4 years, 3 months and 17 days.
Moon-gwang: Right, it's June now. Four years ago when Mr. Namgoong moved to Paris, in the time before Mr. Park's family moved in, I brought my husband down here. Many rich houses have secret bunkers, where you can hide in case North Korea attacks, or if creditors break in. But it seems Mr. Namgoong was a bit embarrassed about this, because he never mentioned it to Mr. Park's family. So only I know about it.
Chung-sook: So that's how it happened. But now that I know, I've no choice but to call the police!
Moon-gwang: No please, sis! As fellow members of the needy, please don't.
Chung-sook: I'm not needy!
Moon-gwang: But we're needy! We've no house, no money, only debts! Sis, please! Even after 4 years of hiding, those debt collectors won't give up. They're still searching for him, threatening to stab him.
Chung-sook: You used loan sharks?
Geun-se: It's all my fault. The Taiwan cake shop. My Taiwanese Wangshui castella shop went bust. I was overwhelmed by debt.
Moon-gwang: Please take this.
Chung-sook: What's that?
Moon-gwang: It's not much, just a modest sum. But we'll send it to you every month. In return, just once every 2 days, please leave him some food. No no, just once a week. There's a refrigerator here. Just once a week.
Chung-sook: You've got some nerve! I'm calling the police.

Chung-sook: What's going on here?
Moon-gwang: I know you must be startled. I would be too in this situation. But as two fellow workers... Right, Chung-sook?
Chung-sook: How do you know my name?
Moon-gwang: To be honest I'm still texting with the boy Da-song. I knew they were going camping, so I came today. I wanted to speak to you alone. Talking about. Don't worry, Chung-sook. I cut the wire on the CCTV by the gate. Nobody knows I came. Isn't that good, sis?
Chung-sook: Don't call me sis!

Moon-gwang: Honey, that woman Chung-sook... Oh, god. What a nice person. She kicked me down the stairs. Repeat after me. Chung-sook... Chung-sook...