Evan Alex credited as playing...
Jason Wilson • Pluto
- Gabe Wilson: Let's make some traps or something, like some 'Home Alone' type stuff. That way, if she comes...
- Adelaide Wilson: Tell me you did not just reference 'Home Alone'.
- Gabe Wilson: You know what I'm talking about.
- Adelaide Wilson: Gabe. They've been planning this. They have the upper hand. This is the time to run, not to be sprinkling Micro Machines on the floor.
- Jason Wilson: What are Micro Machines?
- Zora Wilson: What's 'Home Alone'?
- Zora Wilson: I'm driving.
- Adelaide Wilson: No way.
- Gabe Wilson: I told her no.
- Zora Wilson: Dad's leg is messed up, you're handcuffed. It's not safe, I'm driving.
- Adelaide Wilson: Zora, no!
- Zora Wilson: I have the highest kill count in the family.
- Adelaide Wilson: You don't have the highest kill count.
- Zora Wilson: I killed both twins.
- Adelaide Wilson: Wrong. I just killed the second one.
- Jason Wilson: I killed Kitty.
- Gabe Wilson: [pointing at the family] So that's one, one, one and two. I killed two. I killed myself and Josh, so...
- Adelaide Wilson: It doesn't matter! Zora, get in the back!
- Zora Wilson: [Jason has been trying to complete a magic trick] Maybe you could tell us what's supposed to happen, and then we can picture it.
- Jason Wilson: Maybe you can kiss my anus, Zora.
- Zora Wilson: Ew!
- Gabe Wilson: Whoa! Whoa!
- Adelaide Wilson: What?
- Jason Wilson: Anus isn't a cuss word.
- Gabe Wilson: Why are we even talking about anuses?
- Adelaide Wilson: Why would you say that?
- Gabe Wilson: I would have actually preferred you use a curse word in this case.
- Jason Wilson: There's a Family in our driveway!
- Gabe Wilson: Hold on. It's just a family. You scared of a family?
- Jason Wilson: ...A boogie man's family.
- Zora Wilson: Hey, where are you going?
- Jason Wilson: To the bathroom.
- Becca Tyler, Lindsey Tyler: Why don't you pee in the ocean? Jinx. Double jinx. Triple jinx. Blackout.
- Becca Tyler: Shut up.
- Lindsey Tyler: You shut up.