Dulé Hill credited as playing...
Burton Guster
- Burton Guster: Dude, I gotta say, this restoration is coming along great. If I'm looking on the bright side, it's nice we get a sneak preview.
- Shawn Spencer: You're talking about the bright side of dying in Alcatraz.
- Burton Guster: I may make a jump for it. How many sharks do you think are in the bay?
- Shawn Spencer: At least one.
- Burton Guster: Damn it.
- Burton Guster: My name is Burton Guster and this is my partner, White Privilege.
- Shawn Spencer: Eh! That's my bit.
- Burton Guster: He's here to offer our services. I'm about to go check out some black holes.
- Shawn Spencer: That was a bad choice of words.
- Burton Guster: Out of context, I regretted it.
- Burton Guster: I'll leave first because my heart is the purest.
- Shawn Spencer: It's definitely the blackest.
- Burton Guster: The dog is blocking my mirror, Shawn.
- Shawn Spencer: Blocking... why are you using a mirror? It's pitch black out here.
- Burton Guster: Your mama's pitch black.
- Shawn Spencer: We both wish that were true.
- Burton Guster: Dude, Sam put his name on his dongle.
- Shawn Spencer: First time that hasn't been funny to me.
- [snickers]
- Shawn Spencer: Eh... you're right. It's not *not* funny.