- Beep-0: Ah, the famous Yoshi - and with Spawny, no less! Fortune has finally smiled upon us! But we've got no time to celebrate - Bowser Jr. could be back any second. We need to get Spawny out of here, now!
- [to Yoshi]
- Beep-0: So, Yoshi, is it true have your own island?
- [Spawny regains consciousness]
- Beep-0: Stand back! Don't frighten him! Spawny! Are you alright? Yes, well... we're glad to see you, too. Oh! Ah... well, I suppose you have unleashed...... a swath of awe-inspiring destruction across the Mushroom Kningdom...... thanks to your reckless handling of the SuperMerge... Er... um... but as colossal disasters go, this one was... er... not so bad? Let's see here um... the positives are... um... Hmm. Yes! The Sherbet Desert was cool... plus now we all know how to spell 'sherbet' - boy was that a surprise...
- Bowser Jr.: So, you finally decided to show up! You're just in time for the show.
- Beep-0: Bowser Jr.! It was you that sent us those messages asking us to collect the Relics of Goodness... so we could unlock the Moon Gate to find Mr. Tom Phan, wasn't it? I knew it all along! Er... well, I suspected... Okay, I just figured it out in the last thirty seconds! Tom Phan was a red herring. It was just a TRAP, wasn't it?
- Bowser Jr.: Oh, he's real alright... In fact, thanks to you, he's about to make this debut right here on this very stage.
- Bowser Jr.: Well, I hope you're happy!
- Beep-0: Excuse me? Are you implying that this is our fault?
- Bowser Jr.: Spawny and I were perfectly happy together. Five minutes with you and he gets kidnapped! And what's Papa gonna say when he comes home to find a giant energy dragon hanging out in his castle? Lucky for you he's still on vacation, so you'll have to clean up the mess you made.
- [hears buzzing from his Phone]
- Bowser Jr.: That's him now. It's probably just another photo of him standing next to a stupid statue or a old pile or rubble.
- [reads message]
- Bowser Jr.: "Decided to come home early, son. See you soon!"
- [he suddenly looks horrified]
- Bowser Jr.: OH NO! That dragon's gonna squish my dad, And then my dad's gonna squish ME! What am I gonna do? You GOTTA help me!
- [leaves in a panic]
- Bowser Jr.: I'm coming, Papa! I'm coming!
- Beep-0: [sighs] well, like it or not, he has a point... That thing in the sky has been gaining power with each corruption we've set free. It's taken from now - and it has Spawny. Whatever we do, we must do it quickly, before it gains any more strength...... or soon no force in the Mushroom Kingdom will be powerful enough to stop it.
- Beep-0: Before we proceed, I want to remind everyone that keep Spawny safe must our top priority. No one is to take their eyes off of Spawny for a single second! The very fate of the Mushroom Kingdom depends on us returning him home safety. I'll admit, we've had some missteps - perhaps one or two were even mine...... but now that Spawny is with us, we can't afford to let anything stand in our way... right Spawny?
- [Beep-0 notices that Spawny is gone again]
- Beep-0: Uh... Spawny?
- [Spawny is seen walking away from them, in a very strange way: he had his arms spread out in the front while in a trance, making him look like a walking zombie. Not only that, but there were some red pixels coming out of the SupaMerge]
- Beep-0: Great! You guys spooked him. Well, don't just stand there, go get him!
- Genius Girl: [humming the Supe rmrio Bros theme] Alright, Beep-0, that oughta to fix the overheating problem. Can you believe it's been THREE Can you believe it's been THREE months since Tech magazine put me-.
- [Beep-0 turns red, showing that he looks frustrated]
- Genius Girl: Okay, "us" on the cover?
- [Beep-0 nods; showing that looks happy]
- Genius Girl: . "The Supamerge takes item A and item B and combines them to create item C." The article says nothing about dark matter, space-time manipulation, practical applications - NOTHING. I mean, - the SupaMerge could solve the ENERGY CRISIS, Beep-0! Watch!
- [the Girl aims the Supamerge at a bunch of flowers and a lamp; within a flash, the two objects form into a flower lamp, but the SupaMerge continues to flash red, showing that it's overheating]
- Genius Girl: . Huh? Aw, Not again... Sorry, Beep-0. Let's take a break and come back at this overheating thing fresh, okay?