D'Arcy Carden credited as playing...
Janet
- Janet: Hi, Jason. I love you.
- Jason Mendoza: Oh, word?
- Janet: Word. I've been avoiding telling you. My excuse was that I needed time to evaluate my complex feelings, but that was just a rationalization. This might be the last time I ever get to talk to you, so there it is: I love you. And I hereby stop avoiding the topic and rationalizing by saying the situation is complicated.
- Chidi Anagonye: [slowly] Or that my brain is grinding like a fork in a garbage disposal.
- Janet: All right. Whatever. You're not really a part of this, Chidi.
- Jason Mendoza: [takes Janet's hands] Hey, guess what? I think I love you too, girl.
- Janet: I'm not a girl. I'm also not a Janet anymore. I don't know what I am!