Andrew Herr credited as playing...
Jonesy
- Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy!
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom loves butt play like I love Haagen-Dazs. Let's get some fucking ice cream.
- Jonesy, Reilly: Greatest all round player in the history of the show, Mr. Hockey.
- Shoresy: Gretz is the best player in the history of the show. Give your balls a tug.
- Reilly: Gretz is the best.
- Jonesy: We didn't mean any disrespect to 99.
- Reilly: We said Gordie Howe was the best all-round player.
- Shoresy: Gretz holds or shares 61 records in the show, you piece of shit. Don't nickel and dime the Great One.
- Jonesy: But Mr. Hockey...
- Shoresy: Suck my Mr. Cocky, you fucking loser.
- Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy. Tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin' KFC.