Jessica Chaffin credited as playing...
Shannon Glaser
- Shannon Glaser: Did you know that tampons are taxed as a luxury item? Yeah, it's a real luxury to stick a wad of cotton up your crotch.
- Jessi Glaser: Could you please just tell me how to use a tampon?
- Shannon Glaser: [Chuckles] Honey, you're not ready for tampons. Let's finish basic training before we go to Fallujah.
- [Beat]
- Shannon Glaser: Where we never should have been.
- Jessi Glaser: I know, I know.
- Shannon Glaser: Fucking Cheney.
- Jessi Glaser: Mom, please.
- Shannon Glaser: You know, if men got their period...
- Jessi Glaser: Mom!
- Shannon Glaser: What? It'd be an Olympic sport. They'd give out medals for the heaviest flow.