John Mulaney credited as playing...
Andrew Glouberman
- Andrew Glouberman: What the hell? Why does everyone keep ditching me?
- Matthew: 'Cause you smell like an Israeli disco.
- Andrew Glouberman: [Opens door to the ladies' restroom] Are you there, Jessi? It's me, Andrew.
- Jessi Glaser: I get it, Andrew.
- Andrew Glouberman: I was hoping you would.
- Jessi Glaser: Did you find something?
- Andrew Glouberman: I did.
- [Hands her a 9/11 memorial towel]
- Jessi Glaser: Are you kidding? What am I supposed to do with this thing? It's huge.
- Andrew Glouberman: And I apologize. It was either this or a Yankee pennant, and I just felt uncomfortable with you having the Yankees so close to your... blessing, 'cause, you know, "Let's go, Mets."
- Jessi Glaser: Let's go, Mets.