Cricket mentors a wild child, and Tilly develops a cult following; Nancy tries to prove herself on the farm; Bill struggles to relax at a fancy spa with Gramma.
Cricket is halted at a convenience store due to their "No Shoes, No Service" policy. When Remy throws Vasquez a surprise party, Bill's secret-keeping is put to the test.
Tilly and Bill set off on an epic journey to deliver a discarded fluorescent light bulb to an e-waste center, while Cricket and Gramma learn about recycling. Tilly works to settle a longtime feud between Gramma and Mr. Grigorian.
Cricket wants to prove to his family that he isn't dumb during trivia night at the café. Tilly gets punished for the first time and decides to break bad.
Bill tries too hard to impress a neighbor, while Tilly investigates a sock conspiracy; Cricket races against a robot to save his delivery job, while Gramma fights an ant infestation.
Cricket loses his hearing and keeps it a secret from Bill. The Greens go to a hipster drive-in movie, where Gloria proves her life is fun by taking the perfect Snap-A-Gram photo.
Remy is determined to be a martial arts warrior after freezing in the face of danger; Cricket's missing dirt jar prompts the story of when the Greens left their country farm.
Gramma challenges the local diner owner to a "pie-off" to see whose pie is Tilly's favorite. Nancy tries to get Cricket to cut off his new rat tail without admitting that she hates it.
Tilly makes changes to her country's coming-of-age ceremony, and Gramma wants none of it; Cricket fast-tracks his training for a rodeo and gets trapped in a never-ending montage.
A pizza delivery girl from Big City must flee from a crazed country family; when Bill gets a horse for the day, Tilly must hide how much she secretly hates horses.
When Cricket gets snowed in at the Remingtons' on Christmas Eve, he attempts to recreate his family's Christmas Eve traditions in a virtual reality video game.
