Nat Faxon credited as playing...
- Elfo: No, I can't go crawling back home! It will wreck my image as a total badass!
- Luci: What'd you do? Forget to return a library book?
- Elfo: [gasps] Yes! I can never go back home!
- Elfo: [sniffing] Wait, I smell cocoa, caramel, and conformity! Elfwood! We're here!
- Elfo: [hugging the tiny elf] All this time I didn't know I had a son!
- Kissy the Elf: Oh. No, this is Shrimpo, my new boyfriend. I was just trying to tell you that I've moved on.
- Shrimpo: No hard feelings, bud.
