Mid-Life Alex
Young Alex
Ron
Darryl
Adult Abby
Justin
Maggie
Young Abby
Nori
Eleanor
Older Alex
Lauren
Young Darryl
Car Message (voice)
Shart
Nose Puke
Waldo
Dean
Lunchlady
Kid (as Gordy DeStJeor)
Kid #2
Kid #3
Dean's Friend (uncredited)
Justin's Friend (uncredited)