Max Ovaska credited as playing...
Pasi • Xytrax
- [repeated line]
- Pasi: Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal.
- Anette Dokken: You are under arrest by Norwegian law for attempted terrorist act!
- Turo Moilanen: We are not terrorists! We're a metal band from Finland!
- Pasi: We're on a mission from Satan!
- Anette Dokken: Listen! I love Satan as much as any woman in their 40s, but you are coming up for interrogation right this moment!
- Turo Moilanen: [as voiceover] Pasi works in the library...
- Mother in library: [with daughter by her side] Hi, do you have Justin Beiber?
- [= 'Robyn', Finnish artist, in original Finnish]
- Turo Moilanen: [voiceover again, whilst Pasi looks non-plussed] We have Scandinavia's largest metal collection in town.
- Pasi: [Turns to get from directly behind him, to pass over a CD to the Mother] Excellent choice: we have Uruguayan grind core metal.
- Pasi: [Brainstorming for a band name] The name has to have two words. In English. Like "Forced Vomit".
- Lotvonen: "Fetal Death"?
- Turo Moilanen: Let's not get small kids involved in this.