Dear watchers, As a Turkish, I am embarrassed because of this movie. After tuberculosis, cancer and war, this film worst thing in the world.
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oguzhanyilmaz0723 February 2018
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gorkemegemen31 May 2020A disgraceful Greek movie in terms of acting, script and comic. Don't watch it. Halillos Söyletmesoz is the worst comedian of Greek cinema.
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beyzizliyor6 August 2017This marvelous film teaches you how to defecate perfectly. For once in my life, I have seen a great acting performance like Mr. Soyletmez's acting performance. He is the most handsome gentleman that I have ever seen. When I saw him for the first time I could not believe in my eyes. His eyebrows, his mole, his hair... He was purely beautiful.
The way he defecates to cat litter was amazing. Every single time he broke wind, I felt his love inside my heart. I felt a sweet relief when he wisely slapped his pathetically ignorant children ...
I think I am desperately in love with this short, furry and furious man. And I am planning to hide this film in a time capsule as a family legacy to my great-grandchildren.
This film is also an alternative treatment for constipation. My uncle suffered of constipation for 82 days until he saw this film and when he saw it he quickly ran to the loo. Now he has diarrhea but I hope he will be fine soon.
Lastly, I want to say that if your IQ score is under 15 or if you want to test that how strong your stomach is, you should strictly see this masterpiece. Thank you for being this flawless Mr. Soyletmez... -
Cumali Ceber is one of the most despicable movies I've seen in a long time. This movie is being marketed as a comedy but it's really a psychological thriller...for the viewers! I mean it's 2017 and if you still think fart and poop jokes are funny, you should probably throw away every single movie-related thing you own because that's not how it works in our current time.
I went to see this movie expecting it to be awful. And it was! I expected something like 'The Room', a ''too bad that it's good'', movie. But it was just bad. Turkish cinema is at a breaking point right now. Every single pathetic celebrity thinking they are movie geniuses can make a movie in this country, which is a really bad thing for our culture. Halil Soyletmez was a very popular internet personality with a sense of humor of a 10-year-old. Next thing you know, he's making a movie. And he has no clue what he's doing during the whole movie.
This movie is not made for people over 12 years old or with an IQ of over 50. Some bad Turkish movies considered to be the worst (e.g. The Man Who Saved the World a.k.a. Turkish Star Wars) seem like masterpieces next to this movie. It had probably over a 100 poop jokes and really cheap swear words. You can only enjoy this movie if you're deaf and/or blind. There is not one single element to this movie that is slightly remarkable. Halil Soyletmez should burn every copy he can find of this movie if he wants to be remembered as just an internet personality. And that would probably be the best thing to do.
If you consider your movie a ''COMEDY'', at least some of your jokes should work. Not one single joke works in this movie... not one! Lot of the jokes just seemed forced and unnecessary. I don't even want to talk about random celebrity cameos.
Mr. Soyletmez please grant us by not making another movie ever again. Take your 13-year-old fans with you and travel far away to a place where cinema doesn't exist.
P.S. If you see a friend of yours laughing at this movie, ending your friendship would be a great choice! -
stdiavolos6 August 2017Well, there isn't much to say. This review is merely based on my precious 3 minutes I have already wasted for the trailer. Yes, I admit I didn't watch this...... 'thing' (yes, it's really hard to call it a 'movie'). But when the leading actor, Halil Söyletmez, posted a tweet today on the occasion of the "thing"s official premiere, calling people to share their excuses not to watch it (https://twitter.com/HalilSoyletmez/status/894110691006836736), I've decided to list five definitely valid reasons that came to my mind immediately after seeing the tweet. First, I'm quite sure that have a 3-digit IQ. Second, I have a university degree. Third, I have self-esteem. Fourth, as I mentioned above, my time is really valuable, and these guys already owe me a 3 minutes for that horrible trailer. Fifth and above all: It is quite obvious that farting, defecating, burping, swearing and so on may not be regarded as humour in themselves. Humour requires a certain amount of wit. Anyway, I don't want to waste an additional minute for writing about this sleazy, sloppy and ugly piece of nonsense. In a nutshell: Respect yourselves. Don't watch this thing, and don't let the others watch this thing.
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alisemihc-757327 August 2017Another abomination to Turkish Cinema industry.This "movie" is just a rip-off of "Recep İvedik" series.But the real thing is with all those "swearing" and inappropriate displays of "Cumali" it really shows how our understanding of comedy fell this low.
I miss the days of Hababam Sınıfı... -
KaanTutuncu7 August 2017Actually I went this movie to see how awful it is. Thank God it didn't surprise me. It was horrible. I must admit maybe 10 years old children may like it and laugh at it but if you are grown person you won't like it. It has bad jokes and he just trying to be funny with screaming curses. I would recommend to you to see this movie because you can be happy. The reason why you can be happy is, this movie probably worse than your worst moment. I was watching Halil Soyletmez back in the days, before he became famous he was actually funny. But after some fame he changed. Thank you for reading my review. My recommend if you have some money to waste or throw away go and see this movie. If you don't just don't go.
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cancanface7 August 2017This film like a worst film i have ever watched. The smart people will wacth only 5min with cringe. Normal people watch 30min with cringe but idiot people watch full film and laughing. That really disaster . What happened to Cinema Indusrty? This film is so cheap and halil soyletmez really idiotique looser .
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f-r-z-a-g-s7 August 2017"Comedy is not done with "vulgar" profanity" If you do not have a brain or an IQ score below 10, this movie is for you.
When I saw him for the first time I could not believe in my eyes. His eyebrows, his mole, his hair... He was purely beautiful(!)
There are only slaps, farts, profanity and rudeness in the film. Do not torture yourself by watching this movie. Do not watch this movie. GOD DAMN YOU! :( -
Cumali Ceber: Allah Seni Alsın loaded with gleefully offensive and often scatological gags and it's largely bereft of laughs. Movie's itself aggressively tasteless and too juvenile even by last trend Turkish comedy movie standards. Despite all the gross-out humor, the most offensive thing about this is the lazy filmmaking because this movie is just a very bad imitation of another similar movie series "Recep İvedik". It's supposed to be funny, but you'd spend an funnier time reading a caricature magazine than you would finding a single good laugh. It is utterly disgusting throughout.
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This movie is one of the funniest movies ever made. How can so many people dislike this wonderful film? I just seen Cumali Ceber and I thought it was brilliant. If you're looking for a quiet, brainy, subtle comedy, this may not be for you.
Excellent story, very impressive character development and everybody in the theater, including myself, were laughing like hell during the whole movie. Yes, it doesn't have a plot, really, but the comedy in this movie is so gorgeous that you don't even notice the plot missing. "Cumali Ceber" is similar to Monty Python movies in some aspects. Monty Python movies are also so "simple", full of slang and don't have a strong plot. As a Turkish person I'm also very glad that new talents like Halil Soyletmez are taking over the Turkish cinema. From a technical viewpoint,"Cumali Ceber" could be called a seriously flawed and impaired film. Filmed on location in the KUSADASI, AYDIN with a minimal budget. Made on, I would guess, a $100 budget.
This movie has so many quotes & sequences that will stick to your mind like glue, its amazing. I hope we'll have a sequel.
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Bir Vine Fenomeninin Yapacagi Film Anca Bu Kadar Berbat Olur. Sinema 6 Saniyede Cekilen Videolara Benzemez Dostum. Keske 0 Olsaydi da 0 Verebilseydim, Mecburen 1 Verdim. Insanlari Tokatlayarak, Sacma Sapan Hareketler Yaparak Guldurmeye Calismak Nedir? Izlemeyin Gercekten Zaman Kaybi.
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iosandjoy20 March 2018Seriously let your kids stay away from this disgusting movie.Producer of disgusting movie started second of it yet.This is not a movie.
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enesemik7 August 2017Very bad film i have ever seen. Shame! Zero humor of casting. Not funny, not good enough for displaying in cinema seen only for got bad humor peoples. Starting ending everywhere of film was very bad. I couldn't see like this film it was difficult to watch me................
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canakyolca13 May 2018It is basically one of the worst movies created in Turkey.
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tugbaandic447 August 2017I definitely recommend it if you are in a bad mood and want to be happy. Because watching this you will be sure that there is something worse than your situation. Thank you Halil for giving us the opportunity to see that there are worse things in the world than our problems ;)
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WizardDerv26 October 2018Made with a budget of 10,000 TL, with bad script and acting. If your sense of humor consists of fart jokes and swearing, and you are younger than 12, you may find this slightly funny. Otherwise, stay away from this horrible excuse of a movie.
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ahmedfurkanaydn20 February 2021Best greek movie I have ever watched. 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
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mkalsu19 February 2021It was not even funny 1 out of 10 you deserved it sorry
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christianroedmeier26 January 2020Completely tragic. It's terrible. Idk why theres any positive reviews.
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mericbrkmb19 June 2020This modern masterpiece has it all. Perfect storytelling,interesting characters and well thought jokes.
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FlaggedMail6 August 2018One of the worst movies that ever made.No effort and nothing.
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muratkaceriu7 August 2017A "quick" film to benefit from social media popularity. No art, no seriousness, no cinema, no acting. Just camera, just figures, just bad language, just Notion. A film is (should) Much more than this odd. Thank You Mr. Söyletmez. You create such a sense that "I can do every thing in Turkey".
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gezmis_shinobi20 February 2021Do you realy think this is funny? Its most crine thing ever