Raegan Revord credited as playing...
Missy Cooper
- Pastor Jeff: Sometimes people say to me, "Pastor Jeff, how do you know there's a God?" And I say "It's simple math. God either exists or he doesn't." So let's be cynical. Worst-case scenario, there's a 50-50 chance, And I like those odds.
- Sheldon: [raising his hand] That's wrong.
- Mary: [softly] Shelly, put your hand down.
- [to Pastor Jeff]
- Mary: Sorry, Please continue.
- Pastor Jeff: That's okay, Mary. It's Sheldon, right?
- Sheldon: Yes, sir.
- Pastor Jeff: Well, Sheldon, why don't you come on up here and tell me why I'm wrong.
- Mary: No!
- Sheldon: Okay.
- [heads on up]
- Pastor Jeff: Let's give him a hand, everybody.
- Missy: [waking up] What's happening?
- Meemaw: [to Mary] Shelly's gonna eat him alive.
- Pastor Jeff: So, you were saying?
- Sheldon: You've confused possibilities with probabilities. According to your analogy, when I go home I might find a million dollars on my bed or I might not. In what universe is that 50-50?
- Pastor Jeff: So, what do you think the odds are that God exists?
- Sheldon: I think they're zero. I believe in science.
- Pastor Jeff: So you don't think science and God can go hand in hand?
- Sheldon: Science is facts, religion is faith. I prefer facts
- Pastor Jeff: Mm. I understand that. Here's a cool fact for ya. A lot of famous scientists believed in God. Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, even Charles Darwin.
- Sheldon: So Darwin's right about God and wrong about evolution?
- Pastor Jeff: Now you're gettin' it. Let's give it up for Sheldon, everybody! What a good sport.
- Sheldon: [voiceover] But I wasn't a good sport. At that moment, I vowed to come back the following Sunday and destroy Pastor Jeff.