James Ransone credited as playing...
Eddie Kaspbrak
- Richie Tozier: Who killed a psychotic clown before he was fourteen?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Me.
- Richie Tozier: Who stabbed Bowers with a knife he pulled out of his own face?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Also me.
- Richie Tozier: Who married a woman ten times his own body mass?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Me.
- Richie Tozier: Yeah. You're braver than you think.
- Eddie Kaspbrak: [to Henry Bowers] You should cut that fucking mullet. It's been, like, thirty years, man.
- Eddie Kaspbrak: [Severely injured after being attacked by It] Richie, I gotta tell you something...
- Richie Tozier: What's up, buddy?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: I fucked your mom.
- [laughs, then coughs painfully]
- Eddie Kaspbrak: This kills monsters if you believe it does. If you believe it does. If you believe it does. *If* you believe it does.
- Beverly Marsh: [Hands Eddie an iron rod] Here, take it. This kills monsters.
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Really?
- Beverly Marsh: If you believe it does.
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Thanks, Bev.
- [the two exchange fond smiles]