Kristen Schaal credited as playing...
Louise Belcher
- Linda Belcher: Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea, but isn't it a little early to be making it? I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.
- Bob Belcher: [whispering] This is a practice burger.
- Linda Belcher: Why are you whispering?
- Bob Belcher: I don't want it to hear and feel bad.
- Linda Belcher: Okay.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Wait, I'm a what?
- Bob Belcher: Noting. What? You're great.
- [pats burger]
- Bob Belcher: Shh, shh-shh-shh.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Mmm, that feels nice.
- Bob Belcher: I know, I know.
- Bob Belcher: [as burger] Don't rub my sesame seeds off.
- Bob Belcher: I won't.
- Louise Belcher: They're a cute couple.
- Gene Belcher: Eh. I give them a year.
- Chloe Barbash: Baby.
- Louise Belcher: What did you call me?
- Tina Belcher: I believe she called you "lady".
- Rudy: I heard "rabies".
- Louise Belcher: I'll show you rabies!
- Tina Belcher: Whatcha doing, Gene?
- Gene Belcher: I'm making an instrument out of spoons and a napkin holder and dreams and magic.
- Louise Belcher: Obviously, Tina.
- Louise Belcher: [from the trailer, Louise and her siblings are walking through a trailer park] Stay low. Follow me.