Xolo Maridueña credited as playing...
Miguel Diaz
- Miguel Diaz: Ooh! Who's the man?
- Johnny Lawrence: I'm the man. Oh shit, are you the man too? Tell me you're the man!
- Miguel Diaz: I'm the man!
- Johnny Lawrence: Yeah!
- Miguel Diaz: I crushed the date.
- Johnny Lawrence: I crushed the committee meeting.
- Miguel Diaz: So, Cobra Kai is in?
- Johnny Lawrence: Hell yeah, we're in. Cobra Kai is back, baby!
- Miguel Diaz: Sensei, what's going on?
- Johnny Lawrence: There's a lifetime ban on Cobra Kai from entering the tournament.
- Miguel Diaz: What? How is that fair?
- Johnny Lawrence: It's not. There's nothing I can do about it.
- Miguel Diaz: What happened to "never accept defeat"? There is no "no"?
- Johnny Lawrence: That was girl advice, this is different. This is the real world, there are rules.
- Miguel Diaz: Since when do you care about the rules? "We don't take no for an answer", you said that! You gotta fight this.
- Johnny Lawrence: You know what? You're right. I'm gonna go down there and beat their asses.
- Miguel Diaz: Yeah. No, no, no! What? No, that's not what I meant. I'm saying maybe there's a more delicate approach, Sensei?
- Johnny Lawrence: The way of the fist is not delicate, cobras are not delicate.
- Miguel Diaz: Yes, yes, sorry, I... forget delicate. I'm just saying, maybe there's a smarter way to fight back?