Michael Rooker credited as playing...
The Big T
- [first of the two post-credit scenes featuring The Big T]
- The Big T: The mainstream media as usual tries to sell you all a load of BULLSHIT!
- [second of the two post-credit scenes featuring The Big T]
- The Big T: Just like that half-man/half-sea creature capsizing fishing vessels in the South China Sea. Like what we were just talking about last week. Some kind of witch-woman who chokes people out with ropes and cords. They are all out there, they are all waiting, and they're all GONNA EAT A FUCKING BREAKFAST UNLESS WE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO SOMETHING!