Andrew Rannells credited as playing...
Matthew MacDell
- Matthew MacDell: Caleb, do you think I'm just young, gay, and mean?
- Caleb: [Off-camera] Yes.
- Matthew MacDell: I'm a lot more than that. I have a whole backstory about how I used to live in Texas, and I got bullied online. They called me the "Steer Queer".
- Caleb: Nobody wants to hear about that.
- Matthew MacDell: Exactly! They just want me to be sharp and cutting, and funny.
- Caleb: Are you funny?
- Matthew MacDell: Yes! And stylish, and I'm a good person.
- Caleb: That is not what others say about you.
- Matthew MacDell: Okay, turn off the camera.
- Matthew MacDell: Well, what do we have here? You must be the sad old queen of Guy Town.
- Jerome: Ah! You must bet he catty little gay character.
- Matthew MacDell: I'm sorry, but I don't want a flyer for your cabaret show. I'm busy at noon on a Thursday.
- Jerome: Oh, that's quick. Listen, baby Billy Eichner, being young, gay, and mean is not a personality.
- Andrew Glouberman: Nick, I think we're witnessing a gay duel.
- Nick Birch: I've never seen anyone talk to Matthew like this.
- Matthew MacDell: Uh, for your information, Martha Raye, I'm more than young, gay, and mean.
- Jerome: Really? What else you got?
- Matthew MacDell: Uh... I happen to be investigating a boy who jizzed in his pants.
- Jerome: Oh, honey, that's how I wasted my 20s. Goodbye, Peter Twink-lage.