Mark
Warren
Henry (as Will Hearle)
Richard
Pinky
Jimmy
Stuart
John
Carlos
Gareth
Alice
Len
Barry
Neil
Oli
Vlad
Stags Supporter
Referee 1
Referee 2
Referee 3
Rochester 'Beast' Player
Rochester 'Pretty' Player
Rochester 'Stranger' Player
Nightclub Barman
Cardiff Draconians Team Captain (uncredited)
Party Goer (uncredited)
Player 'A' Team Member (uncredited)