Jack Black credited as playing...
Oberon
- Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
- [gets attacked from behind by a python]
- [in the desert; reading his list of strengths and weaknesses]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: And for weaknesses, endurance. And what else? Let's see... heat, sun, and sand.
- [punches chest and the list disappears]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything!
- Oberon: I've always been the super clever one, and he's always been super brave. And super ball-less.
- Mouse: Stop saying that! Both of my balls are right here!
- Oberon: In spirit.
- Mouse: Hey...
- Oberon: They're here in spirit.
- [whispers]
- Oberon: Always.
- Elevator Guard: Of course
- Oberon: Right, bro?
- Mouse: [hesitates] Right. I got no balls.
- [Jumanji drums beat while a herd of ostriches run toward the stranded group, while Milo as Finbar is stalling to speak]
- Mouse Finbar: Oh! There's one more thing about ostriches.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh, no...
- Ruby Roundhouse: Say it!
- Mouse Finbar: They travel in herds.
- [ostrich screeches while it and its herd hone in on the group]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: What? I'm sorry, I think I miss the plan, part of the plan. That last level almost killed us all. I can barely walk. Your grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guy or attack by a polar bear or something, what am I suppose to do?
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna beat up the wrong guy.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [to Bravestone] YOU ARE GONNA BEAT UP THE WRONG GUY! You're NOT a good Bravestone! You're too stubborn and pissed off, and you keep getting us killed.
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: What the hell you talking about?
- Professor Shelly Oberon: And MILO... and I say this with all due respect, sir... IS NOT A GOOD PERSON TO BE THE ZOOLOGIST! HE TALKS TO SLOW, and by the time he gets to the point, you're DEAD! Once again, no offense.
- Mouse Finbar: None taken. And let me tell you why. Because my friend Bernard...
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [points at him] YOU SEE?
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [to the others] You're a thief whose too neurotic to steal, Bethany's a horse...
- [Cyclone looks at Roundhouse]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: All I know is, we are stuck here again, we are running out of lives, and my ANKLE is KILLING ME!
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [he sits on a rock and then falls off] AHH!
- Ruby Roundhouse: [shouts] OH MY GOD!
- Ming: FRIDGE!
- [they looked at Fridge falling off and rolling down the hill]
- Ruby Roundhouse: Fridge, are you okay?
- [Then he found something]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [excited] YO, YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE THIS!
- [they both looked at the waterfall before the others jump back]
- Ruby Roundhouse: That's what the water looked like at the tree.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: When we...
- Professor Shelly Oberon, Ruby Roundhouse: Switched bodies.
- [Cyclone neighs softly, and Fridge and Martha know what to do]
- Cake Lady: Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake.
- Mouse Finbar: [shouts at the lady] No! No! NOOOO!
- [tosses the cake on the floor]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [quietly] No thank you.
- Mouse Finbar: [he uses his binoculars] There's ice everywhere, and there's only one road end. It's cover with guards and I dunno how we won't get in here.
- [he looks at the map then zooms in and sees a dungeon]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Hmm, whoa. Oh, okay. I see er... a dungeon at the top of this ice wall. That must be where they're keeping your grandpa? And Milo is probably in this like barn thing all the way on the other side of the place?
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: Okay, we gotta split up. One team goes to get Milo, the other team busts out my grandpa.
- Ruby Roundhouse: But how do we get in?
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: Fridge, do you have any ice climbing equipment in your backpack?
- [he lifts and opens his backpack and holds an ice climbing equip bag]
- Mouse Finbar: You mean something like this?
- [shooks her head]
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: Just like that.
- [hands over his bag]
- Mouse Finbar: See? That's why I'm the backpack guy. That's why.
- Ruby Roundhouse: Yeah, you're great at that.
- Mouse Finbar: Yeah, I know.
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: Martha, will you come with me?
- Ruby Roundhouse: Of course.
- [they look at there tattoo's on their wrists while Fridge looks at Bethany]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I forgot what this part feels like. It's scary.
- Ruby Roundhouse: [whispers] Yeah.
- Seaplane: Hey, we can do it. This TEAM can do anything. Nobody knows that better than me.
- Ruby Roundhouse: Yeah.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Come on, you guys. Bring it in.
- [they put their hands together then chants]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Be aggressive, Be be aggressive, Be aggressive, Be be aggressive... Come on, guys?
- Mouse Finbar: That's not what I thought this was. That's not... No.
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: We should just go.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Okay, just... Go team.
- Mouse: Whew. Damn. Never thought I'd be this happy to shrink.
- [they both chuckle]
- Seaplane: I've never seen anything quite like that before.
- Oberon: Oh my god, it's so good to be able to talk again. With words.
- Oberon: [he looks at him] Spencer, hi!
- Bravestone: [smiles] Hey Bethany.
- Oberon: We have so much catching up to do. I wanna hear everything about New York. But it feels like maybe this isn't the perfect like, moment.
- Bravestone: Right. Like... later.
- Oberon: Later.
- [smiles with his hands covered]
- Ruby: Better?
- Bravestone: Yeah. Much.
- [as Eddie looks at his hair looking like a female fatale Avatar]
- Ming: I got hair.
- [laughs]
- Ming: For the first time in 40 years. I gotta go tell Milo.
- Bravestone: Be careful out there, grandpa.
- Ming: Yep.
- [she walks off]
- Mouse: [as Oberon uses his hands to warm up] How's your ankle?
- Oberon: Hmm?
- Mouse: Your ankle.
- Oberon: It's a little sore. But... definitely not as bad as your making us seem
- Mouse: What's that supposed to mean?
- Oberon: Nothing. Just you were making a really big deal of it, and... it's not that bad.