Craig Robinson credited as playing...
Shark
- Mr. Shark: I'M HAVING A BABY! IS THERE A DOCTOR? OR PERHAPS, SEVERAL SECURITY GUARDS, THAT CAN LEAVE THEIR POST AND HELP ME?
- Police Chief Misty Luggins: They've stolen the Golden Dolphin!
- Mr. Wolf: C'mon, you can't prove that.
- [the Golden Dolphin falls out of Mr. Shark's dress]
- Mr. Shark: My baby!
- [Mr. Shark sniggers in schadenfreude]
- Mr. Snake: Oh, no! No way!
- Mr. Wolf: Snake.
- Mr. Snake: [goes to sit with Mr. Shark] Oh, alright, alright...
- Mr. Shark: This is going to taste extra sweet, 'cause I know how bad you want it
- [Mr. Snake struggles, clearly reluctant to share the push pop]
- Mr. Shark: Pop me, please.
- [opens wide his mouth]
- Mr. Snake: [struggles even more, quivering and sweating under the superhuman effort he's doing] Nope!
- [slurps the push pop in one gulp]
- Mr. Snake: Sucker!
- Mr. Shark: THAT'S IT!
- [grabs Mr. Snake]
- Mr. Shark: I'LL TEACH YOU TO SHARE!
- [proceeds to swallow Mr. Snake whole, much to everyone's surprise]
- Mr. Shark: I like sharing, he's yummy.
- Mr. Snake: [from inside Mr. Shark's stomach] Totally worth it!
- Professor Marmalade: [understandably petrified] Well, that's terrifying.
- Piranha: Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po!
- Tarantula: Uh, Pirahna? Did we forget something?
- Piranha: What?
- Mr. Shark: The present. You know.
- Piranha: Oh, um... Of course I didn't forget.
- [Farts]
- Tarantula: You know you fart when you lie, right?
- Piranha: What- no! I fart when I'm nervous.
- Tarantula: Yeah! Nervous about lying!
- Piranha: [Stomach gets gassy] Sorry.
- Mr. Shark: Piranha!
- Piranha: A giant butt!
- Professor Marmalade: Huh? Uh, it's-- it's not a butt. It's a lamp! In the shape of the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest-...
- Piranha: I wonder whose butt it is.
- Mr. Wolf: Uh...
- Professor Marmalade: Once again, it's not a butt, thank you. It's a heart. Now, as I was saying...
- Piranha: Then why does it have cheeks?
- Mr. Shark: Shut it!
- Piranha: What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.
- Professor Marmalade: It's not a...
- Piranha: Booty!
- Professor Marmalade: It's not a butt! Not a butt!
- Piranha: Does he know what a butt is?