Amy Manson credited as playing...
Joan
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: That's the BFG-9000. I've only ever read about it. Never actually seen one. Of course, no Marine calls it that.
- Dr. Bennett Stone: What do they call it?
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: The Big Fucking Gun.
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: You're Lieutenant... Joan Dark! In the mayhem of the moment, I completely forgot who you were. You're the one who set Rudolph Martin free.
- [to Cyr]
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: He's one of the most dangerous terrorists in the world.
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: That's not exactly how it happened.
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Of course, not. I'm sure you've got your side of the story. See, I'm briefed on all matters that pertain to this base, so I only read the official conclusion of the review board. Although it did strike me as odd that a unit as accomplished as yours should be assigned here. As I recall, you disobeyed a direct order, so my base is your punishment.
- Private Steven Winslow: [the unit is being put on Phobos as Security] Why did we all get sent here? There's only one of us that fucked up. But, what, we all get fucked?
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: I'm right here. If you're gonna talk about me, have the balls to address me directly!
- Private Steven Winslow: You fucked up, Lieutenant! And now, we're all stuck here on a three-year tour of the fucking Doomed Moon!
- Captain Hector Savage: Alright, knock it off! Now, we succeed and fail as a unit. And if you think I can't find a worse place in the solar system to park your ass for a few years, try me.
- Dr. Bennett Stone: [Joan and Bennett are waiting for an elevator to take them down to where the portal is; Joan smirks] What's funny?
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: Our first date? That restaurant you took me to was on the roof of that hotel. We had to take the stairs all the way because you were afraid of elevators.
- Dr. Bennett Stone: [Smirks] You remembered.
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: Never forgot. Anything.
- Dr. Bennett Stone: I hate to break it to you, but I... I'm still scared of elevators.
- [Both chuckle; when the elevator doors open, Bennett is immediately dragged in by an Imp as the doors close]
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Lieutenant Dark. Your persistence is impressive.
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: I'm gonna need you to power down and step away from the controls.
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: No, I'm sorry. I've spent my entire life looking for the new world. I finally found it.
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: Consider this your last warning, Doctor!
- [Betruger utters a phrase in Sumerian]
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: What did you say?
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: I wasn't talking to you.
- [Doors open, an Imp runs out. Joan blasts it with the BFG-9000]
- Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Someone found a shiny, new toy.
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: [after half of the squad was just killed by demons, Joan pushes Bennett up against a wall] What the fuck is going on? No bullshit!
- Dr. Bennett Stone: I don't know! I swear!
- Lieutenant Joan Dark: There's something that you are not telling us.
- Dr. Bennett Stone: They found evidence of alien life.
- Private Steven Winslow: I fucking knew it!