Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester: Oh, wow.
- Sam Winchester: What? Oh, yes, I shaved.
- Dean Winchester: I mean, it's so smooth. It's like a... dolphin's belly.
- Dean Winchester: All right, look, man. I know once you go Casper, things can be a little - well, a lot crazy. They way I see it, you got two options. One, you let this go, and you walk into the light. Or, two... I send you there.
- Hatchet Man: Time to slice and dice.
- Dean Winchester: I was kind of hoping you'd say that.
- Sam Winchester: You know, I think I know why Stuart changed his story. Uh, the comments on his video are all pretty brutal. People are calling him a liar, a loser, "ThunderSpaz", Snarf's love child, Panthro's bi...
- Dean Winchester: Rhymes with "itch"?
- Sam Winchester: Yep.
- Dean Winchester: Got to love the Internet, where everyone can be a dick.
- Dirk: If ghosts are real, does that mean vampires?
- Dean Winchester: Yep.
- Dirk: Witches.
- Dean Winchester: Uh-huh.
- Dirk: Werewolves.
- Dean Winchester: Unless it's Godzilla, it's real.
- Dean Winchester: The aerobics instructor in the giant mixer. Right, and then the kids the next morning are at the rec center, they're all eating breakfast, and the one finds a tooth with all the stringy bits still hooked onto it. Oh, come on. I mean, Forget Freddy and Jason. That's the top-10 horror-movie kill right there.
- Dirk: Top-five, even.