Melissa Fumero credited as playing...
Amy Santiago
- Amy Santiago: I have seven brothers, Rosa, and I like all of them except David. Perfect David. David graduated at the top of his class at the police academy. David took a bullet for the mayor. David bakes his own bread.
- Hitchcock: Ooh, and does this David have a sister?
- Jake Peralta: Yes. Amy is his sister.
- Hitchcock: And what's her deal?
- Jake Peralta: You were at the wedding, Hitchcock.
- Amy Santiago: Hey, Scully, did you do something new with your hair?
- Scully: Same thing as always: put mousse in it while it's wet, then I watch a scary movie.
- Jake Peralta: All right, look, Ames. I never had a brother, but I know four guys who did, and they would have fights and squabbles, but in the end, they always had each other's shells.
- Amy Santiago: Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles?
- Jake Peralta: Of course I'm talking about the Ninja Turtles!
- Jake Peralta: All right, David is perfect, but so are you. Let's just go tonight, and I'll be your hype man. You know how good I am at talking you up. Here, watch. Hey, Scully. Did you know that Amy is super cool?
- Scully: No way. Can I get your autograph, ma'am?
- Jake Peralta: See?
- Amy Santiago: Fine, we'll go.
- [She turns to leave]
- Scully: What, too stuck up for your fans? Ya friggin' turd!
- Amy Santiago: Oh, Brazilian mobsters are so good-looking. They're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men.