Charles Shaughnessy credited as playing...
Dr. Stieglitz
- Phil Dunphy: But seriously, I-I have a science question I've always wondered about.
- Alex Dunphy: Uh, maybe keep wondering.
- Phil Dunphy: Would there be a safe amount of helium you could give a baby that would lift it off the ground?
- Dr. Stieglitz: What?
- Phil Dunphy: [laughing] Oh, I don't want it to float away! I-I just want it to have fun.