Cissy Jones: Lois Lane

Lego DC Super-Villains

Lois Lane

Johnny Quick: [after being caught by Flash and Reverse-Flash] Hey, let's be reasonable here. How about I give you your old job back?
The Flash (Barry Allen): Too late for that now. Tell me what you're up to.
Johnny Quick: But you're a good guy. You wouldn't hurt me... would you?
The Flash (Barry Allen): Maybe, maybe not.
Reverse-Flash: Better tell him, Johnny. I've never seen him like this.
Atomica: No, don't tell him, Johnny!
The Flash (Barry Allen): Tell me.
Johnny Quick: Listen, we're just a bunch of crooks working for Darkseid. He wanted us to find something.
The Flash (Barry Allen): [slams his fist into the wall] What something?
Johnny Quick: A Mother Box!
Reverse-Flash: A what now?
Johnny Quick: He told us if, if we found it, we-we could have your planet.
Atomica: [slaps him] You blabber mouth!
The Flash (Barry Allen): I thought Darkseid was looking for the Anti-Life Equation?
Johnny Quick: It's in the Mother Box!
Atomica: Ugh. Stop talking!
The Flash (Barry Allen): [to Lois] Did you get all that?
[it's revealed that Lois was filming the whole thing]
Lois Lane: Every word.
Johnny Quick: Oh, no.
[streaks away]

Johnny Quick: [after they've been exposed] I'm sorry, everyone. Flash didn't play fair. I panicked!
[Ultraman turns on the TV]
Lois Lane: And with this evidence, the Crime Syndicate has been unmasked.
Metropolis Citizen: [behind Lois] Boo! The Crime Syndicate are bad people! Boo!
Ultraman: Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted.
Superwoman: Shouldn't we get out of here?

Jimmy Olsen: [setting up his camera] Rolling.
Lois Lane: [having got off the phone] That was another witness calling in about the Atom colliding with villains in Kansas, with no Justice Syndicate around to help him. Time to check up on Mr. Power Ring and his super friends, to see just how busy they are.
Jimmy Olsen: Clarkson told me Power Ring is on the planet Oa, but he didn't say what he was doing.
Lois Lane: Time to find out.
[into the phone]
Lois Lane: Hello operator? Yes, I'd like to place a call to Oa, please. To the Guardians of the Universe.
Jimmy Olsen: Won't a call to a planet that far away rack up a big long distance bill?
Lois Lane: Don't worry, Jimmy, it's a collect call.

Clark Kent: [reporting on the Crime Syndicate] So that just about wraps it up for the Crime Syndicate. Thanks to the return of the Justice League and a little help from their friends. I'm Clark Kent, and it's great to be back! Lois?
Darkseid: [watching it on his monitor] Ugh. Pathetic.
Lois Lane: Thanks, Clark. So Batman, the Darkseid problem?
Batman: For now, is nothing to worry about.
[holds up the Mother Box]
Batman: This is what the Crime Syndicate was after. We're not sure what it is, so we'll be passing it to Wayne Tech for analysis.
Darkseid: The fools, they have given away the location of what I seek. The last piece of the Anti-Life Equation. And it will be mine!