William Jackson Harper credited as playing...
Chidi Anagonye
- Chidi Anagonye: Whoa, champagne?
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Found it in the cupboard. I think it was a gift.
- Chidi Anagonye: I feel kind of bad. What if it was for something really important?
- Eleanor Shellstrop: [reading the attached note] "Gwendolyn: Here's some champagne to thank you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for thanking you for thanking me for the champagne you sent me."
- Chidi Anagonye: Pop that bench.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: [Chidi is wearing a postal worker uniform] Holy forking fork.
- Chidi Anagonye: What do you think.
- [Eleanor starts crying]
- Chidi Anagonye: Oh no, you're crying. I assume it's because you're happy or horny. Is this a horny cry.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: No, I'm crying because I'm miserable, and it's all your fault!
- Chidi Anagonye: Why? Do you not like the outfit?
- Eleanor Shellstrop: I love the outfit! You look amazing. And this sucks, and I'm furious, and I'm the happiest I've ever been, and I blame you!
- Chidi Anagonye: There is another quote first spoken by a very wise, very attractive, occasionally very sweaty philosopher: "You gotta try". Now, she was talking about making the world a better place, but I think it applies to relationships too.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: I've got an idea of something we could try.
- Chidi Anagonye: Great. What?
- [Eleanor smiles coyly]
- Chidi Anagonye: Oh. Wait, I think I know. Well, I don't want to assume. What if we both write down what we think you mean...
- Eleanor Shellstrop: What if we didn't?
- [She grabs him and they race up the stairs]
- Eleanor Shellstrop: This is my kind of scrappy fun, sneaking around with a boy, trying not to get caught.
- Chidi Anagonye: I know. It's like when my parents would go to a symposium and I would sneak into their office and read the unabridged dictionary.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: I can't believe I'm attracted to you.
- Chidi Anagonye: You are, though. I'm not worried about that anymore. You blew it when you admitted it to me. You still thinking about what's on the other side of that door?
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Not really, no. Because you're here with me on this side.