Dylan Playfair credited as playing...
Reilly
- Shoresy: Hurry up and score a fucking goal already. I'm getting the bedtime sillies.
- Reilly: Fuck off, Shoresy! Give us our time-out.
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Reilly. Tell your mum to give me a time-out. The last time I tried that, she threatened to take a header on me into an empty pool at the Quality Suites.
- Reilly: Fuck you, Shoresy! Leave us alone.
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy. Tell your mum to leave me alone. She's been laying in my fucking water bed since Labor Day.
- Reilly, Jonesy, Mary-Anne: Fuck you, Shoresy!
- Shoresy: Fuck you all. Your lives are so sad, I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you. Nice sweep, no sweep. Give your balls a tug.
- Shoresy: You wanna talk about lines, you fucking loser? I woke up to your mum ripping dick-dingers off my foreskin, tell her to keep her hands off my scoops.
- Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy. I made your mum come so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute out of it and Don McKellar played my dick.
- Reilly: Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Shoresy: Fuck you, Reilly. I made your mum so wet, Trudeau deployed a 24-hour infantry unit to stack sand bags around my bed.
- Jonesy, Reilly: Fuck you, Shoresy!
- Shoresy: Fuck you both. Your lives are so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15K to raise awareness for it, you fucking losers.