Lazy Oiler director Barrett Blade has his pal and cameraman Eric Masterson playing three different husbands in three of the four segments compiled here as "Cheating with Bill", content from Bree Mills' "Fantasy Massage" websites.
Title vignette features Steven St. Croix as Bill, a colleague of Masterson's who is extremely obnoxious and prone to harassing Eric's young wife Keisha Grey. Eric is unsympathetic to Keisha's complaints about the guy, and sure enough, Steven shows up at the Nuru massage salon where Keisha works, insisting he'll be a good boy if only she gives him a standard (no sex) massage. He hands her $400 instead of the prescribed $200 for the rubdown, but insists he'll behave.
This lame set-up, in which St. Croix's overacting is quite damaging, becomes irrelevant because Blade abandons the story's premise in his haste to get down to what he presumes the fans all care about: seeing Keisha go gonzo for the thousandth time in her brief (but busy) career. So she gives Steven the full treatment: hand-job, blow-job, body rub covered in Nuru gel and then humping, all with enthusiasm as if he were her new boyfriend. His harassing has been totally forgotten, and we end up with generic Keisha sex.
Saving the DVD is an excellent segment starring Bianca Breeze, with Eric her husband (in a different universe). This is a very strange one, combining many porn elements in novel fashion. Eric is into the trendy hotwifing thing, and the scene begins with Bianca emerging from a hotwife session with a masseur, carrying a goblet of cum in her hand, to drink it in front of her goofball husband. Blade's crew member and frequent NonSex actor Big Chief Quarterblack (billed these days as Quarterback, the previous Quadroon reference deleted) shows up as Eric's buddy, who gets to watch a secret video on the big screen of Bianca in action, doing play by play with buddy Eric.
The strangeness of this set-up, which almost recalls porn's answer to MST3K, is fortunately overwhelmed by the sexiness of Bianca, dealing with masseur Moe Johnson's foot-long dick with great aplomb. Blade predictably cheats on the climax, as Moe gets barely any spunk into the glass after actually depositing his cum in the form of a creampie in Bianca, but a quick cut and we have a fake several ounces of worth for her to imbibe.
More IR content is provided by Cassidy Banks as a very sexy neighbor to St. Croix (a different role in a different universe for him), but with Eric portraying yet a third husband, this time absent to attend a poker tournament. Poor continuity (Bree doesn't employ a continuity girl or person on her shoots) has Steven mentioning the tournament when first meeting Cassidy sunbathing, but then having to be told the exposition all over again just before they begin humping indoors, typical of the sloppiness of these vignettes.
Redhead big-butt queen Edyn Blair finishes off the compilation servicing Mr. Tattoo himself, Derrick Pierce, in a very ordinary Oiler scene. Bree and her editors at Gamma Entertainment have become quite careless of late, combining regular massage content with Nuru in this oddball DVD.
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