Larry The Boss
Myron
Legend
Jesse Coldwell
Vicky
Randy
Claddagh Bartender
Penelope
Ron
Bar customer
Horny couple
Drew
Cousin Tom
Trixie
Shut Eyes
Big Bob
Chris Tits
Brit
Diner Owner
Linda
Sandy (as Catherine Valentine Parish)
Phil
Casey Gaines
Creeper
Purple
Stu
Mark Weiss
Self
Preppy bar customer (uncredited)