Rick Hoffman credited as playing...
Louis Litt
- Sheila Sazs: The point is, have you ever considered the possibility that you're shooting blanks?
- Louis Litt: No more than I would consider the possibility that I don't have a face.
- Sheila Sazs: I get that, Louis, and you probably have the sperm of a thoroughbred, but I'd like you to get yourself checked.
- Louis Litt: Harvey, do you have a second?
- Harvey Specter: Sure, Louis, what is it?
- Louis Litt: Did you ever have to test your sperm?
- Harvey Specter: What?
- Louis Litt: Sheila wants me to, but I don't think I can do it in one of those places.
- Harvey Specter: Louis, I don't want to have this conversation. It's bad enough that we share the same dentist.
- Sheila Sazs: You're gonna tell me that's not mud under your fingernails?
- Louis Litt: All right, it is, but it was just one last time.
- Sheila Sazs: And how can I trust that that's true?
- Louis Litt: Because I just told you, work was fucking crazy.
- Dr. Keating: If you give up mudding, your chances of conceiving go up significantly.
- Louis Litt: Define significantly.
- Dr. Keating: 80%.
- Louis Litt: Holy shit, 80%? There's gotta be another way!
- Dr. Keating: There isn't.
- Louis Litt: What if I put everything in but my balls?
- Dr. Keating: I don't...
- Louis Litt: Scratch that, defeats the purpose.