Urdr Nornir credited as playing...
Urd
- The Nekomi Gang: SURPRISE!
- Doctor What: The Gremlin's going to try to hijack the TARDIS!
- Skuld: [voice changer] Oh, you mean THIS Gremlin.
- Doctor What: Thank God. You have a sick sense of humor, you know that little girl. Wait... how did this place get so big?
- Skuld: It's our present to your Doctor What. I installed one of my space doubler on your time vehicle. You finally have a TARDIS that's bigger on the inside, just like David Tennant!
- Doctor What: Oh... wow. Wait, aren't your Space Doublers kind of dangerous in the wrong hands?
- Skuld: I specially modified my design just for you and only built in one setting, and it's got an unlimited power supply. You're in good hands, Doctor What.
- Belldandy: Thank you, for always being there for us.
- Urd: For always inspiring us.
- Skuld: For always thinking outside the box.
- Keiichi Morisato: And for always meeting us halfway.
- Doctor What: [tears of happiness] Oh, you guys. This is wonderful. I feel like that bastard child that finally got adopted and made legitimate.
- Skuld: You ARE a bastard, Doctor What. You're the biggest bastard we know and that's why we love you.
- Doctor What: Geez, how can I ever repay you?
- Belldandy: You already have Doctor. A hundred times over.
- Doctor What: No seriously, we should go on another one of my Super Happy Fun Time Magical Sci Fi Adventures.
- Urd: Oh um... about that...
- Doctor What: [cheerful] What is it, you...?
- Belldandy: Your Super Happy Fun Time Magical Sci Fi Adventures always seem kind of dangerous. They're never what you promise and they always seem to go wrong. Like that time Peter Dinklage showed up and wanted you to help him relive the movie Time Bandits...
- Urd: Or the time you took Skuld back to 1980s Disneyworld, so she could experience the original Journey into Imagination ride.
- Doctor What: Okay, Journey into Imagination was not my fault. Mara Marller stowed away on the Tardis, and then turned that ride into the 1910 silent film Dante's Inferno. That was one really fucked up experience. Mara Marller is the sickest bitch I've ever met.
- Belldandy: Funny you should mention that. We've heard stories at Yggdrasil Central about You, Sayoko, Marller, Welsper, and a Knight that looks like Keiichi, being spotted in other time periods trying to seal away some escaped demons. Who the fuck is the Dragon Eye?
- Doctor What: Must've been a different Doctor What... I have so many identities it's unreal. Look, of course my adventures are dangerous. That's what makes them an adventure. An adventure without conflict is simply shitty, boring storytelling. But adventure is what makes the spice of life.
- Skuld: Well, when you put it that way.
- Keiichi Morisato: Do you have to take us to another time period? Can't you just take us to Pizza Hut or something?
- Doctor What: You want to go to Pizza Hut?
- Skuld: Yeah, everyone loves Pizza Hut.
- Belldandy: Oh, that's a WONDERFUL IDEA! Nothing bad ever happens at Pizza Hut!
- Doctor What: But anybody can go to Pizza Hut, how many people can travel through time? I could take you to the very first Pizza Hut.
- Urd: Yeah, but still... it's a modest request. Just do something normal with us for once.
- Doctor What: Can we at least use the TARDIS to get there? Well, you can't fight City Hall. What the hell, let's go...
- Elisha: Hey, motherfucker, what's happening?
- Old Man: Hey! Elisha! Damn! Whoo! I... I never thought...
- Elisha: What you doin'? Look here.
- Old Man: I never thought I'd meet you here. You told me you was never gonna come back here. I thought I was never gonna see you here again.
- Belldandy: Why are they animated so differently from us?
- Elisha: Aww... shit.
- Old Man: You know. I mean, you should be back blowin' your horn.
- Urd: Well, aren't they a colorful couple...
- Belldandy: Look at those two over there.
- Urd: Now what do we have here? Looks like a night of the Good Old Ultra-Violence...
- Keiichi Morisato: Yup, that's Bad Goddess for you. The High Mark of Quality Family Entertainment.
- Doctor What: Oh man, somewhere out there, some stupid parent is letting their kid watch this online right now... Kevin from the Other Dimension is going to catch so much shit for this episode...
- Skuld: I know... these fucked up plots are so awesome, aren't they?
- Elisha: I ain't there, I ain't there.
- Old Man: What, what what?
- Elisha: They ain't ready.
- Old Man: It ain't ready?
- Elisha: Oh, I can dig it.
- Skuld: Hey guys, check out up there!
- Belldandy: This is the strangest neighborhood I've ever been in.
- Keiichi Morisato: OH MY GOD!
- Urd: HOLY FUCK! NOT COOL, MAN! NOT COOL!
- Doctor What: Hurry the line, Pizza Hut is this way!
- Skuld: Serves you right, you creep!
- Doctor What: My friends... I welcome you to the Pizza Hut of your dreams...
- Belldandy: Well, this is a change...
- Urd: Since when did Pizza Hut put a bar in?
- Keiichi Morisato: Oh, who gives a fuck anymore? Let's start drinking.
- Doctor What: Yeah, after all those years at Nekomi Tech, you guys should be shock proof by now. I'm gonna go find us a table.
- Belldandy: Hey, look over there, Skuld! I think it's Miss America!
- Zoot Suit Midget: Hey man, it has been good for us! See our relationship has increased a ton fold over these past few years. And I'm so happy and feeling lucky that we is finally getting together, you fell where I'm coming from? So how about Miss America coming over to my place- and allowing me to squeeze your tits? Oh, I should've fucked her when I had the chance.
- Urd: Oh man, this Pizza Hut is a total freakshow. How could this possibly get any better?
- Doctor What: You haven't seen nothing yet... this is about to get sooo good.
- Keiichi Morisato: What's going to happen?
- Snaggletooth: This is where Savior runs his Black Revolution. That's when Black Jesus is resurrection. He gives people the strength to kill whites.
- Keiichi Morisato: Oh god. You mean ANY whites?
- Snaggletooth: Yeah, any whites.
- Preacher Fox: Anyone we want?
- Brother Bear: Ain't this a bitch?
- Preacher Fox: We can kill anyone we want?
- Keiichi Morisato: Well, not me!
- Brother Bear: Hold it, now stop it! Now you mean any whites we want?
- Snaggletooth: Any whites.
- Keiichi Morisato: Belldandy! This is most definately not a Pizza Hut! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?
- Belldandy: Oh, settle down. It's not like we get to go out all that much.
- Preacher Fox: I been preachin' now some thiry years, and I ain't ever seen no Black Jesus.
- Urd: Well, I've been alive for thousands of years, and I've never seen a white jesus either.
- Brother Bear: He He He He He He. Hey man, why you shoving that picture so tight against?
- Snaggletooth: In case you folks ever die, you'll know what he looks like.
- Urd: Believe me, he doesn't look like anybody. He's not real.
- Brother Rabbit: Holy Fuck! And we thought WE were offensive?
- Urd: Now, what the hell is this shit?
- Doctor What: Oh yeah, this party's getting started.
- Reverend Savior: YOU ALL PIZZA LOVERS! PIZZA HUT IS A CADILLAC! PAPA JOHNS IS WHITE! MR GATTIS IS WHITE! DOMINOES IS WHITE! Delivered Fresh in Thirty Minutes, or it's FUCKING FREE OF CHARGE!
- Snaggletooth: I thank you kindly folks for coming to show your devotion to Reverend Savior's Pizza Hut Revolution. We'll be passing around the baskets for your contributions. Please remember to tip your servers.
- Belldandy: Wow. Now THAT man is a charleton.
- Keiichi Morisato: Geez, and we all used to think Joel Osteen was bad.
- Brother Rabbit: Goddamn.
- Preacher Fox: I's never seen something like this before.
- Belldandy: I've been seeing shit like this my whole life.
- Preacher Fox: -in my whole life. Not as collectively as I can rectilectively recall. Let's scam all of them!
- Snaggletooth: You guys got some kind of contribution you want to make?
- Urd: What's this money being used for?
- Snaggletooth: We're going to buy tanks, planes, guns, maybe even an atom bomb or two. We're going to take down Papa Johns.
- Urd: Dude, we just came here to get a fucking pizza. This is the shittiest Pizza Hut I've ever been to. Remind me to send a note to the management.
- Snaggletooth: You want to see the management? Step right this way...
- Reverend Savior: You and your friends is causing my Pizza Hut restaurant too much fucking trouble!
- Albino: The trouble with you Goddesses is you're too dumb to know when you're in big trouble. I don't want you talking to them Savior. Kill them.
- Keiichi Morisato: No, no, don't kill us! We just wanted to go to Pizza Hut! It was just a simple request!
- Brother Rabbit: Don't kill me Preacher Man! Don't kill me like you killed my friends! Oh spare me! Oh spare me, please! I'm just a small country boy! Don't throw my bones over that window ledge! Don't let me hit that cold hard street below! Please don't throw me out that window! No! I'll be your friend! P-p-p-please! Please man! You better shoot me! Strangle me! Kick me down! I'll even do anything you want! But don't let my poor body fling through that open window and slap down hard on the concrete below! I'm begging you! I'm beggin you! Don't throw me out that window! Cause I was born and raised in a garbage can.
- Keiichi Morisato: Wait, come back, you're forgot us!
- Skuld: Well... there goes everyone's Favorite Jungle Bunny.
- Belldandy: Skuld! You can't say that on Public Access Television!
- Skuld: Oh my god, you're right, this twisted, racist offensive place is starting to rub off on me!
- Doctor What: It's okay, Skuld.
- Urd: Are you people seriously looking for political correctness in this universe? What would you call him? He's a rabbit... in blackface, and he's a ghetto stereotype. He's a living visualization of the racist insult 'Jungle Bunny'. And it's entirely intentional!
- Doctor What: [angry] I'd call him human!
- Belldandy: You think Brother Rabbit is human?
- Doctor What: To me, they're all human. Every one of these entities has emotions and feelings.
- Keiichi Morisato: This isn't really the time or place right now... we're all about to be killed!
- Doctor What: No, you're not. They can't hurt us. They're cartoons.
- Urd: Still thinking outside the box, as usual?
- Doctor What: I have a confession to make. I didn't land us here on accident. I brought you here because I thought it'd be an interesting educational experience.
- Belldandy: Oh, it's educational all right.
- Keiichi Morisato: But why would you do such a thing?
- Doctor What: Look, dude, I'm trying to expand your horizons, and what did you all want to use the TARDIS for? As a teleporter to get to Pizza Hut. I mean... HOLY HELL!
- Skuld: What's wrong with Pizza Hut?
- Doctor What: IT'S PIZZA HUT! ANYONE CAN GO THERE!
- Belldandy: Yes, but in a universe with Nuclear Holocaust, Terrorist Attacks, Demons, and the Individual Me's... Pizza Hut may be the only safe haven left.
- Urd: When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, I know where I'm heading...
- Doctor What: We're going off subject. Look. You're not in danger, you never were, this is all an illusion. These entities that you're so freaked out by, these offensive caricatures are an outlet of anger and expression by black animators against an oppressive society. They're letting it all out. Do you even know who's responsible for this crazy universe? This is from the mind of Ralph Bakshi.
- Belldandy: Ralph Bakshi? But what's your obsession with him?
- Doctor What: He's the American Hero of Animators. He's a Pioneer in the field of Animation. And he was always considered the underdog and still is to this day. Ralph Bakshi exhibits the very spirit of the Bad Goddess universe. He puts himself on the line, and he's not afraid to offend everyone with what he has to say. Look at all the sacrifices and suffering he's made through his career. All the battles with the producers to get his work out there. All the controversy and backlash that his movies have endured, and even the ones that feel half-baked, they've stood the test of time as a beautiful Time Capsule of the period they were made in. He's tried and failed, and always picked himself back up and tried again. This is the very passion of where animation can go, not just summer popcorn kiddie fluff movies, but animated films aimed at adults, back during a time when there was only Walt Disney. Without Ralph Bakshi, there would be no Heavy Metal.
- Urd: No, I'm pretty sure there would be Heavy Metal.
- Doctor What: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE R-RATED IVAN REITMAN SCI FI ANTHOLOGY FILM! FUCK! WHERE WAS I? Without Ralph Bakshi, there would be no Heavy Metal. Without Ralph Bakshi, there would be no South Park. The first movie in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy is heavily influenced on a visual level by Ralph Bakshi's work on the 1970s animated version.
- Urd: But couldn't you have shown us all this without bringing us here? You could've still taken us to Pizza Hut and simply rent these movies on home video.
- Doctor What: WHAT? FUCK PIZZA HUT! I'm trying to show you people a different wonderful experience. A chance to live inside the world of the movies, like a tourist attraction. That's something you'll never get on home video. Ralph Bakshi would probably give his right arm to visit the universe of Terry Toons.
- Brother Bear: Thank you for remembering us. We came from a movie that was considered to be so offensive that it started a protest at the Museum of Modern Arts. It took decades just to get a proper home video release under the original title.
- Belldandy: Doctor What. We appreciate all that you do to try and expand our horizons. But this place is starting to rub off on us in a really bad way. This is not a proper environment for Skuld.
- Skuld: I gotta give you full credit though, this is the most original Oh My Goddess episode I've even seen. You actually pulled it off.
- Fritz the Cat: Thank for hanging out with us, Skuld.
- Skuld: I'm gonna miss you, too, Fritz.
- Fritz the Cat: Hey, we'll always have the movies, right?
- Kevin from the Other Dimension: Well, Boys and Girls, that about wraps up today's episode... Now, you might walk away thinking the message of the story was that Oh My Goddess, known for it's sentimentality, can find an empathetic life lesson in anything. Even a notorious film like Coonskin, which boasts in the advertising that it has the power to offend everybody. But there's another life lesson to be learned from it...