Mara Buddhist Demon of Nightmares: Mara Marller
A Letter From Kodansha: Bad Goddess Fan Club Part 2
Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic
Mara Buddhist Demon of Nightmares credited as playing...
Mara Marller
- Keiichi Morisato: Marller! You're never going to believe this!
- Mara Marller: What...? Did Kevin from the Other Dimension finally finish the animation cell work for Marller Gets a Spinoff?
- Keiichi Morisato: No, we just got a letter back from Kodansha... and it's not good.
- Mara Marller: Sounds to me like it's just the right time for an anniversary edition of the Bad Goddess Fan Club.
- Keiichi Morisato: Marller, I don't think it's a very good idea right now to antagonize these people with their own stolen artwork!
- Mara Marller: Oh, stop acting like such a pussy... I GOT THIS...
- Mara Marller: Dear Kodansha Entertainment, Mara Marller here, and on behalf of the Bad Goddess Fan Club, I'd just like to say that it's a fucking miracle to hear you finally learned of our existence. I mean, holy shit, for a while there, I was beginning to think this fucking show was cursed. What's that? You're threatening a cease and desist court order? Yeah, sure, I'll cease and desist... when Kikuko Inoue stops pretending she's the same age as her 17 year old daughter. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE? I know we all want to stay young forever, but goddamn. Oh wait... I know why she does it... it's because her daughter must be lonely and needs another teenage friend to talk to. What's that? How did I come to that conclusion? Easily... If my mother went around announcing to the world that she was my age, I'd have no friends either. Oh, she's married, is she? So tell me... did she marry for love?... or did you have to do a business arrangement for her? You sneaky Japanese... I know all your tricks...
- Keiichi Morisato: MARLLER, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Mara Marller: Hey man, this show already has a hundred copyright complaints against it. If we don't stand up to these creeps, they're going to kill Kevin from the Other Dimension and us in the process. Now where was I? Oh yes...
- Mara Marller: So now you're going to give me some hypocritical speech about how you have to protect the dignity of your actors. While we're on the subject, when Kevin was working at Fanboy TV, he got to meet voice actress Jessica Calvello. Apparently the reason Jessica has such a wonderfully filthy sense of humor is because during the 1990s, she had such a hard time finding work, that she had to do voice work for Hentai films. Oh yeah, I'm sure that was dignified. Mind you, I didn't poke fun at her on the original Bad Goddess series because she wasn't an Ah My Goddess cast member. But seeing her take that fucking chihuahua Menshi with her everywhere... sweet jesus, I can't resist. You've got to wonder, when she brings home her boy toys for some all night loving, does she let the chihuahua watch?
- Keiichi Morisato: MARLLER! PLEASE LEAVE JESSICA CALVELLO OUT OF THIS! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS SHOW!
- Mara Marller: Yeah, but Jessica Calvello kind of reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker in Tim Burton's Mars Attacks. Dude, Kevin likes to photoshop these things... you think he can switch her head out with the chihuahua's?
- Keiichi Morisato: MARLLER! THIS IS SERIOUS! THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE TO CROSS THE LINE AND THIS IS NOT IT!
- Mara Marller: Bitch, please, all I'm hearing from you is... Blah Blah Blah, I'm a Dirty Tramp.
- Welsper The Demon Child: Um... excuse me... may I interject?
- Mara Marller: WELSPER? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON THIS SHOW? WE THOUGHT KODANSHA LEFT YOU IN THE MANGA TO ROT?
- Welsper The Demon Child: Gee, thanks for reminding me. Yeah, I know, Hiroaki Goda's a cherry picking asshole, isn't he? No, seriously, did you people even WATCH Ah! My Goddess: Flights of Fancy? I'm glad they left me out of that piece of shit. Who wants to spend the rest of their life as a talking cat?
- Keiichi Morisato: Look kid, don't take this the wrong way... but it's a day late and a dollar short.
- Welsper The Demon Child: Well, if Kevin from the Other Dimension is going to be destroyed by Kodansha's lawyers anyways, can I be the one who responds to them?
- Keiichi Morisato: Kid... at this point, anything has got to be better than one of Marller's responses... so yeah, go ahead...
- Welsper The Demon Child: Dear Kodansha Entertainment. Look, we get it. We get the message. You're protecting your copyright, and you think Kevin is a thief. He's heard it all before, and we're not trying to weasel our way out of it. As a video mixtaper, when you work with other people's copyrighted material, people are bound to get upset and a few hearts are going to get broken. Most likely it's going to be Kevin's heart, but still... What you have to understand is... Sometimes winning the battle can lose you the war... Because a story from the heart can fight a hundred battles... And a message from the soul can win a thousand wars... And the passion of a nobody can topple an empire... You may very well be just stupid, greedy, and heartless enough to attack this show, without taking the time to do your research or understand it. But there are people out there who did take the time to watch this. And those people are going to think you're a bunch of monsters for attacking Doctor What. Do not be fooled by the audience count. We had to remove the initial videos, and repost them due to copyright blocking issues. And when Kevin received a copyright threat from a photographer, he put it on an archive site with bittorrent to prevent it from being wiped out of existence. Jack is already out of the box, and you can never put him back in. In the end, you're only going to end up drawing more attention to it than it would've gotten otherwise. We've already stated that this show was made without your permission. So if you're upset about the outspoken jokes, Kevin is the perfect scapegoat. And we're never going to attempt to make money off of it. Not on our part. If you catch somebody else doing it, then I'd say it's all on them. In all of the years that Kevin has been a mixtaper, he has never once sold a single solitary bootleg for monetary gain. There is no amount of money that could ever compensate him for the jailtime he'd receive. He may be a fucking asshole who doesn't know when to keep his fucking mouth shut, but he's not a complete asshole.
- Mara Marller: What the fuck are you babbling about? Kevin's the biggest jerk I've ever met. I'm starting to wonder if he really is a demon who tried to change his license.
- Welsper The Demon Child: EAT SHIT AND DIE, MARLLER! NOBODY'S TALKING TO YOU!
- Keiichi Morisato: Wait, weren't you supposed to be trapped in the middle ages in Marller Gets a Spinoff?
- Welsper The Demon Child: Yeah, but there's no fucking way that's happening now that Kevin from the Other Dimension's been caught. And I emphasize to you once again... Sometimes winning the battle, can lose you the war... Because a story from the heart can fight a hundred battles... And a message from the soul can win a thousand wars... And the passion of a nobody can topple an empire... So write like the wind, and never stop thinking... And don't let the Individual Me's of the industry get you down.