Rufus Sewell credited as playing...
John Smith
- Reichsmarschall John Smith: [Asking about an alternate John Smith in another universe] Am I a military man?
- Weltkommando #1: Well, actually, you... you are a businessman, sir.
- Reichsmarschall John Smith: Businessman. What kind of business?
- Weltkommando #1: Insurance, sir.
- Reichsmarschall John Smith: An executive?
- Weltkommando #1: You're in sales.
- Reichsmarschall John Smith: In D.C.?
- Weltkommando #1: All around. You... you-you travel, Reichsmarschall.
- Reichsmarschall John Smith: I'm a traveling salesman. Okay. Road not taken leads to... traveling salesman.
- Weltkommando #1: You were awarded this salesman of the year in the tri-state area, sir.
- Reichsmarschall John Smith: It would appear I'm moving up in the world.