June Foray credited as playing...
Rocket J. Squirrel • Additional Voices
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Say, those wanted posters. Could any of those people be Zero?
- Sheriff: I doubt it. This one here is Juaquin Behindu.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What's he wanted for?
- Sheriff: Don't you think a name like that is criminal? Señor Behindu is serving time in Guadalajara.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, he can't be Zero.
- Sheriff: This next one is Chi Chi Vasquez, a very shady lady.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What does she do? Sell umbrellas?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, she can't be Zero either.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Of course not, she's a lady.
- Sheriff: That's no lady, that's my wife!
- Judge: 99 years in jail.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But what for, your honor?
- Judge: For jaywalking.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's Jay Warding.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Sure wish I had a pillow to rest my sleepy head upon.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Try a rock.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I don't seem to have a rock, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [picks up a small rock] Here, I'll toss one.
- [a large boulder falls, almost crushing Bullwinkle]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, it's a good thing I didn't need a mountain. You probably would've thrown the world!
- [after Bullwinkle tosses Rocky]
- Narrator: And up he flew like a veritable bird of paradise spreading its multicolored...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Aw, come on!
- Narrator: Ahem. Forgive me.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [to Guadalupe Rodriguez] That branding iron you're clinging is the one Zero uses!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Which can mean only one thing!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What's that, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I was kinda hoping you wouldn't ask.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Pull on the rope, Bullwinkle. See if its strong enough to hold us.
- Narrator: The magnificent moose complied.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Did you hear what he called me?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Please pull on the rope.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: He never used a adjective like that before.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: The rope, Bullwinkle!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Suppose he's shining up to me for something? Maybe a loan.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [annoyed] Bullwinkle, if you don't...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Okay, Rock!