Bill Hader credited as playing...
Barry Berkman
- NoHo Hank: I'm dead man anyway, so you know what? Just do it. Do it.
- Barry Berkman: Fuck!
- NoHo Hank: Oh, my God!
- Barry Berkman: Fuck!
- NoHo Hank: Oh, my God, that was so scary! That was really scary.
- Barry Berkman: Hank, listen to me.
- NoHo Hank: Oh, no.
- Barry Berkman: We can't - Come on, man. Hank.
- NoHo Hank: Oh, my God. Oh, my God! I vomited. I'm sorry. Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
- Barry Berkman: All right, listen.
- NoHo Hank: That was so gross.
- Barry Berkman: I can't work for you anymore, all right? You gotta find someone else.
- NoHo Hank: Well, do you know any other assassins?
- Barry Berkman: No.
- NoHo Hank: Well, what do you want me to do? Go to John Wick Assassin Hotel with help wanted sign? I mean what?
- Barry Berkman: You got good guys right here, man.
- NoHo Hank: Oh, my God, my guys suck balls! You know it! Especially this motherfucker right here!
- Akhmal: If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!
- NoHo Hank: Oh, shut the fuck up!
- Akhmal: Fuck you!
- NoHo Hank: Shut up.
- Barry Berkman: Look, what if, uh what if I train your guys?
- NoHo Hank: They already have physical trainer. They have like three.
- Barry Berkman: Not at a gym. I'm talking about I'm a Marine, all right? I can teach them how to shoot, combat skills. I don't have to kill anymore, debt paid.
- NoHo Hank: You give me army? You turn these pumpkins into Cinderellas overnight, huh? Phew. We could take over Burmese mafia, go back to fifty-fifty with Cristobal.
- Barry Berkman: Or you could just take the whole thing for yourself.
- NoHo Hank: Fifty-fifty with Cristobal. I like the sound of that.
- Barry Berkman: Look, I need some gear from you, all right? I'll send you a list of things I'm gonna need if we're gonna do this, all right? And we've gotta go out someplace far. Like the desert or some what are you doing?
- NoHo Hank: Fifty-fifty. With Cristobal.
- Barry Berkman: What are you doing? What are you doing?
- NoHo Hank: Come on, get up!
- Barry Berkman: We can't talk to each other on the phone.
- NoHo Hank: Fifty-fifty with Cristobal!
- Barry Berkman: People are looking at us.
- NoHo Hank: Fifty-fifty with Cristobal! And Barry's training me an army!
- Barry Berkman: Hank. Hank! Stop!
- NoHo Hank: Oh, my God! That was intense.