Lance Barber credited as playing...
George Cooper Sr.
- Sheldon: [During dinner] Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter. Any idea why?
- George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.
- Meemaw: [Crassly] And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for *three*!
- [Mary is upset that George Sr., Connie, and George Jr. have conspired to keep a secret from her]
- Mary: So you all thought you should keep this from me?
- George Sr., Meemaw, Georgie: [simultaneously] Absolutely. 100%. Yes.
- George Sr.: Hey.
- Mary: What's up.
- George Sr.: I need to tell you someth...
- Mary: [accusingly] What did you do?